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Is Your City On Kim Jong-Un's American Bombing Targets Map?

Get ready!

Last updated on July 3, 2018, at 12:02 p.m. ET

Posted on March 29, 2013, at 11:25 a.m. ET

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un is plotting in his lair.

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But what is this? Behind Dear Leader appears to be a strategic map of the United States!

So first thing we can deduce is:

If you zoom in on the map and raise the contrast, you can see it clearer, along with bombing routes!

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A rough U.S. outline overlay shows the potential targets:

Modified by James Pearson of NK News (KCNA)

HOLY!!!

D.C., L.A., Atlanta, and Honolulu: Better watch your asses!

Modified by James Pearson of NK News (KCNA)

Atlanta might be gone forever!!!

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If he did bomb us, he would use this special, high-tech computer/piano to launch the bombings.

Kcna / Reuters

And he would watch it like this. Smoking.

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Watch out! Hes got a gun!

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He may even send in his miniature army vehicles if we're not careful.

Kcna / Reuters

So everyone, get ready!

Shit is about to get real.

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