Rep. Henry Waxman as The Phantom.
Sen. Pat Leahy as The Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Harry Reid as Count Dracula.
Sen. Tom Coburn as Wolfman.
Rep. Dan Lipinski as Nosferatu.
John McCain as The Mummy.
Rep. Scott Perry as Frankenstein.
Rep. Nancy Pelosi as the Bride of Frankenstein.
Happy Halloween from your government!