1. Shaking Hands:
2. Throwing out the first pitch:
RIGHT:
WRONG:
3. Hammering a nail:
Hammering a nail:
4. Flipping pancakes:
Doing. It.
Wrong.
5. Bowling:
6. Holding your dog:
George Bush, you're doing it wrong.
7. Showing affection for a pet:
Rep. Colleen Hanabusa, you're doing it wrong.
8. The Friend Zone:
Joe Biden, you're doing it wrong.
9. Walking down stairs:
10. Walking down stairs:
11. Walking up stairs:
12. Using crutches:
13. Sitting in a chair:
But a noble recovery:
14. Spelling:
15. Looking tough:
16. Getting a little girl out of your way so you can leave in your limo:
No.
17. Being on C-SPAN:
WRONG.
18. Holding a baby:
Bill Clinton, puke.
19. Laying a memorial wreath:
20. Hugging someone:
Let Nixon and Sammy Davis Jr. show you how a real awkward hug is done.
21. Inviting little kids to the White House:
Michelle, you're doing it wrong.
And everyone knows it.
22. Working on the Senate floor:
23. Football:
One more time.
24. Tweeting photos of animals:
Before.
Try to make sure the animal is alive and not a caracas.
See, no photo attached here:
Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assume deer dead
25. Funerals:
You all are doing it wrong.
26. Overseeing the House floor:
27. Eating a Lifesaver:
