1. Shaking Hands:
Bob Dole, you're doing it wrong.
2. Throwing out the first pitch:
President Obama, you're doing it wrong.
RIGHT:
WRONG:
3. Hammering a nail:
Nancy, you're doing it wrong.
Hammering a nail:
John Boehner, you're going it right.
4. Flipping pancakes:
Doing. It.
Wrong.
5. Bowling:
George H.W. Bush, you're doing it wrong.
6. Holding your dog:
7. Showing affection for a pet:
Rep. Colleen Hanabusa, you're doing it wrong.
8. The Friend Zone:
Joe Biden, you're doing it wrong.
9. Walking down stairs:
10. Walking down stairs:
President Ford, you're doing it wrong.
11. Walking up stairs:
Mike Dukakis, you're doing it wrong.
12. Using crutches:
Al Gore, you're doing it wrong.
13. Sitting in a chair:
Nancy, you're doing it wrong.
But a noble recovery:
14. Spelling:
Dan Quale, you're doing it wrong.
15. Looking tough:
Dukakis, you're doing it wrong.
16. Getting a little girl out of your way so you can leave in your limo:
George H.W. Bush, you're doing it wrong.
No.
17. Being on C-SPAN:
Joe Garcia, you're doing it wrong.
WRONG.
No. No. No.
18. Holding a baby:
Bill Clinton, puke.
19. Laying a memorial wreath:
Ukrainian president, you're doing it wrong.
20. Hugging someone:
Let Nixon and Sammy Davis Jr. show you how a real awkward hug is done.
21. Inviting little kids to the White House:
Michelle, you're doing it wrong.
And everyone knows it.
22. Working on the Senate floor:
Florida State Senator Mike Bennett, you're definitely doing it wrong.
23. Football:
Rob Ford, you're doing it wrong.
One more time.
24. Tweeting photos of animals:
Before.
Claire McCaskill@clairecmcTry to make sure the animal is alive and not a caracas.
See, no photo attached here:
Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assume deer dead
ChuckGrassley@ChuckGrassleyFollow
Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assume deer dead
9:13 PM - 25 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite
25. Funerals:
You all are doing it wrong.
26. Overseeing the House floor:
Rep. George Holding, you're doing it wrong.
27. Eating a Lifesaver:
Well, I mean, you're kinda doing it right.
