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He got beer poured on his head after the Angels won their first ever division title.
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He had saucy 'Nixonette' singers for campaign stops.
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He was dapper in the Navy!
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He loved football (can you find him?)
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He even played it in the White House!
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He invented the fist-pump.
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He looked boss in a fedora.
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He had a beautiful family.
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He used helpful visual aids.
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And he hung out with Johnny Cash.
And Elvis showed off his cufflinks-
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Then Nixon deputized Elvis as a U.S. Marshal!
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He loved America's pastime.
17.
He told the Soviets whats-what.
19.
He kicked ass in a swimsuit.
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He helped open a Disneyland monorail.
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He could snack with chop sticks.
So, he may sweat too much.
He may have left office in scandal.
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But Nixon lived a fascinating life.
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So Happy 100th Birthday!