The 11 Different Types Of Capitol Hill Staffers

Which one are you?

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1. Charlie Comms

Life Ambition: To work here everyday.

2. Wilber Wonky

Life Ambition: To be Corner Guy

3. Type-A Girl

Life Ambition: Become besties with/meet Megyn Kelly

4. Social Media "Expert"

Life Ambition: Verified check mark.

5. Nervous Nancy

Life Ambition: Retirement.

6. Sports Guy

Life Ambition: Win the Kickball tournament.

7. Donor Kid

Life ambition: More Fireball shots.

8. Puddle Jumper

Life Ambition: To be more powerful than you.

9. Know it all staffer

Life Ambition: To be chief of staff in two years.

10. Loyalist

Life Ambition: To be buried next to the member.

11. Weird Old Guy

Life Ambition: "Figure out this new electronic mail system."