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19 Fictional Companies You Wish Were Real

Seriously, why do these businesses not exist?

Posted on June 12, 2013, at 7:59 a.m. ET

1. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

An entire store dedicated to magic tricks and products, owned by the funniest Hogwarts alum. Sounds like heaven.
Warner Brothers / Via harrypotter.wikia.com

An entire store dedicated to magic tricks and products, owned by the funniest Hogwarts alum. Sounds like heaven.

2. Prestige Worldwide - Step Brothers

Did you see that PowerPoint presentation? It was almost as perfect as the Boats and Hoes music video.
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Did you see that PowerPoint presentation? It was almost as perfect as the Boats and Hoes music video.

3. The Max restaurant chain - Saved by the Bell

The Max was the ultimate hangout spot with awesome 80s decor. Plus, can you imagine running into A.C. Slater and Zack Morris on a daily basis? Dream life.
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The Max was the ultimate hangout spot with awesome 80s decor. Plus, can you imagine running into A.C. Slater and Zack Morris on a daily basis? Dream life.

4. Wayne Enterprises - The Dark Knight

You know you would love Morgan Freeman to build you a bat mobile.
Warner Brothers / Via batman.wikia.com

You know you would love Morgan Freeman to build you a bat mobile.

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5. Wonka Industries - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

A building filled with candy. And chocolate. No further explanation needed.
Warner Brothers / Via fanpop.com

A building filled with candy. And chocolate. No further explanation needed.

6. Frosty Palace - Grease

Wouldn't you love to have Danny Zuko share a shake with you? Yes, yes you would.
Paramount Pictures / Via estilo-in-diferente.com

Wouldn't you love to have Danny Zuko share a shake with you? Yes, yes you would.

7. Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce - Mad Men

An ad agency with Don Draper and Roger Sterling. SIGN. ME. UP.
AMC / Via artdepartmental.com

An ad agency with Don Draper and Roger Sterling. SIGN. ME. UP.

8. Stark Industries - Iron Man

If Stark Industries were a real company, then playboy engineer Tony Stark/Iron Man would be a real person. And that would be sensational.
Paramount Pictures / Via popgoestheweek.com

If Stark Industries were a real company, then playboy engineer Tony Stark/Iron Man would be a real person. And that would be sensational.

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9. Bluth's Banana Stand store chain - Arrested Development

Although the Banana Stand was briefly brought to life for promotional reasons, we need something more permanent.
Imagine Television/20th Century Fox

Although the Banana Stand was briefly brought to life for promotional reasons, we need something more permanent.

10. Peach Pit - Beverly Hills, 90210

The best retro restaurant in town!
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The best retro restaurant in town!

11. Bass Industries - Gossip Girl

Chuck Bass may be known for his flirtatious personality and big ego, but he can get down to business when he wants to.
Warner Bros. Television / Via tvfanatic.com

Chuck Bass may be known for his flirtatious personality and big ego, but he can get down to business when he wants to.

12. Pizza Planet restaurant chain - Toy Story

OMG this is literally every kid's dream. There aren't even amusement parks this cool. (Okay, that's a stretch, but you get the point.)
Buena Vista Pictures / Via pixar.wikia.com

OMG this is literally every kid's dream. There aren't even amusement parks this cool. (Okay, that's a stretch, but you get the point.)

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13. Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters

Ghost Hunters has nothing on this group of guys. We need them to really exist.
Columbia Pictures / Via drafthouse.com

Ghost Hunters has nothing on this group of guys. We need them to really exist.

14. Macmillan Toys, Big

Macmillan has cooler toys than any other real company. Just accept it.
20th Century Fox / Via workinprowess.com

Macmillan has cooler toys than any other real company. Just accept it.

15. M.I.B. - Men in Black

The Men in Black protect nice aliens and destroy the evil ones. Maybe this company secretly exists and we just don't know it.
Columbia Pictures / Via comicvine.com

The Men in Black protect nice aliens and destroy the evil ones. Maybe this company secretly exists and we just don't know it.

16. Satriale's Pork Store - The Sopranos

If you got in with Tony Soprano and his Jersey crew, this would be your regular hangout spot.
HBO / Via commons.wikimedia.org

If you got in with Tony Soprano and his Jersey crew, this would be your regular hangout spot.

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17. Walley World - National Lampoon's Vacation

A theme park all to yourself! Well, when it's under construction, at least.
Warner Brothers / Via hark.com

A theme park all to yourself! Well, when it's under construction, at least.

18. Dunder Mifflin - The Office

You know you'd apply here solely for the potential coworkers.
NBC Universal Television / Via activ8social.com

You know you'd apply here solely for the potential coworkers.

19. Big Kahuna Burger restaurant chain - Pulp Fiction

The tastiest burger joint in Hollywood. Yuuuummmm.
Miramax Films / Via ohafteryoukittykat.tumblr.com

The tastiest burger joint in Hollywood. Yuuuummmm.

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