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22 Times Science Was Actually Straight-Up Magic

How dumb do you think I am, science?

Posted on January 17, 2016, at 11:16 a.m. ET

1. This octopus was clearly summoned by Satan himself.

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Chromatophores? Sounds like something the devil might make up, frankly.

2. This basketball is inhabited by some sort of evil spirt.

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The Magnus effect? Please.

3. This rock-like thing resting on a rose is obviously not real.

Don't tell me it's some sort of collection of freeze-dried carbon nanotubes. This is clearly magic.
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Don't tell me it's some sort of collection of freeze-dried carbon nanotubes. This is clearly magic.

4. You want me to believe this is not some black magic cooked up in the mind of an evil Disney witch?

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A murmuration of starlings? That word doesn't even sound real...

5. Don't you dare tell me this isn't some sort of magic potion cauldron!

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The fact that it is actually molten copper poured on an antifreeze solution doesn't mean it's not a magic potion, science.

6. This is LITERALLY a crystal ball. C'mon!

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A soap bubble in the process of freezing? You can try harder than that, science...

7. This is not science. This is clearly a magic trick.

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Propane bubbled through a soapy solution? Nope, not buying it.

8. These are not real clouds. This is some Mad Max: Fury Road shit.

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Undulatus asperatus? That's no cloud type, that's a fucking Harry Potter spell.

9. What dark spell have you cast upon this sand, science?

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This is what happens when you spray sand with a water-repellant chemical? Likely story.

10. A stick that burns rock? Nope nope nope!

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A homemade "thermic lance" that reacts oxygen with iron? That can't be right...

11. What sorcery is this?

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You might call this the Meissner effect, but it is clearly the magic effect.

12. This dong-making tube is in no way science. It is sophomoric alchemy at best.

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The fact that you are calling this the "elephant's toothpaste reaction" does not help your case, science.

13. There is no way that this massive explosion was caused by a simple bottle of water. No way.

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Water expands like 600 times in an instant when it meets molten steel? Likely story...

14. OK. Now you are straight-up fucking with us, science.

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This is what happens when you shoot a soccer ball from a cannon at exactly the same speed (but opposite direction) of the truck in which the cannon was placed. Allegedly.

15. This is the work of pure evil, not science.

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Magnetic putty? Please.

16. This is cool. But it is clearly magic.

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Unless you are a science truther and want to believe that those lines are caused by thorite's radioactive decay in a cloud chamber...

17. No animal can be this skilled at anything without the help of some light magic.

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Spitting spider? More like spoooooky spider!

18. This is a levitating box of foil. This is demonstrably magic.

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Don't blame this on sulphur hexaflouride being denser than air, science. Don't you fucking do it.

19. This video is playing in reverse, right? No? Sorcery, I say!

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Reusable rockets? Clearly magic.

20. Not buying this one either.

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Supercooled water freezing on contact with ice is a cop-out, science.

21. These ping-pong balls are clearly possessed.

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This cannot be the work of liquid nitrogen alone.

22. And finally.... This. This is clearly not a real thing.

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Don't even bother, science. I have no interest in hearing about water's dipolar properties...

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