You do you!
Posted on February 14, 2016, at 9:01 a.m. ET
Next time, buddy, next time.
"Not today, larger males, not today..."
"Well, I guess I know what I'm doing tonight..."
Don't wan't to know what these guys are so excited about...
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"OH SHIT! SAND!"
"Oh, nothing... Just some light fingering and tickling today — what about you?"
"Ooh, I am so going to get some tail tonight."
"I dunno, Ed, might be time for a bit of the ol' bounce and press."
Best. Gift. Ever.
Looks like the coast is clear for a little bit of STI screening, buddy.
"Whatchoo lookin' at?"
"Hey girl... Netflix and chill?"
Literally! If you feel like it.
Science Writer, Fossil Beastmaster
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