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26 Reasons To Be Thankful For Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford This Holiday Season

When you're passing around the stuffing, remember the Canadian mayor who is an American hero.

Posted on November 27, 2013, at 1:36 p.m. ET

Rob Ford, role model, is wonderful and showers us with reasons aplenty to be thankful.

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1. He hasn't lied once in his life.

2. He's a man of the people.

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3. He is adored by children.

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4. He reminds you to laugh in the face of life's obstacles or serious crack-smoking allegations.

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5. He lives your wildest dreams.

6. He makes exquisite fashion decisions.

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7. He singlehandedly brought this photography angle back en vogue.

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8. He balls out of control with Drake. Nbd.

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9. He wears these goggles to remove graffiti like an actual boss.

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10. He acts like you did before society and adulthood forced you to change.

11. No seriously he never grew up. There's no evidence he's not one of Peter Pan's lost boys.

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12. He sparks creativity.

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13. And exists as a muse for artists.

14. He dressed like Bob the Builder that one time.

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15. He cleans up the neighborhood with fantastic neckwear.

16. He teaches that practice makes perfect.

17. He washed a cow once.

18. He has been known to boogie.

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19. He coaches impressionable youth and they love him.

20. He uses eloquent prose.

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21. His rendition of the nutcracker inspired you.

22. He is culturally sensitive.

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23. He gives tough love when you need it. Like if you're a godforsaken cyclist. Sorry you died but sorta your fault bro.

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24. A homeless shelter in every ward? LOL no. Watch him educate on how that compares to public lynchings.

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25. He reminds you to always be sure of your skill-set.

26. He knows power isn't everything. Mostly because he has been stripped of a bunch of his powers as mayor by no-fun city council members.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford speaks during council at City Hall in Toronto November 14, 2013.
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford speaks during council at City Hall in Toronto November 14, 2013.

OK, so we're not thankful for everything Rob Ford-related.

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