Though the Statue of David stands tall and erect, his package is what kids today would call a "short king." Nevertheless, his majestic d*ck is truly unmatched, because Michelangelo knew how to expertly handle a tool.
9 Possible "Midnights" Theories That Prove Taylor Swift Fans Are The Smartest People In The World (No Exaggerations)
Chances are you'll never listen to Midnights the same way again.
Taylor Swift Seemingly Expressed “Regret” At Dating Older Men — AKA Jake Gyllenhaal And John Mayer — When She Was As Young As 19 In Heartbreaking New Lyrics
“I damn sure would've never danced with the devil at 19... Give me back my girlhood, it was mine first.”
Taylor Swift Was Seemingly Just Called Out By Jake Gyllenhaal For Allowing “Cyberbullying” In Her Name After Fans Targeted Him And John Mayer Following Her “Red” Rerelease
Jake’s comments come three months after John Mayer’s private response to a Taylor Swift fan who sent him abusive messages emerged online.
John Mayer Responded To Several Harmful Messages, Including Death Threats, From A Taylor Swift Fan After He And Jake Gyllenhaal Received Backlash For Their Treatment Of Her Following The Rerelease Of "Red"
“I’m not upset, I just tend to have a curious mind and feel compelled to ask. Do you really hope that I die?” John wrote in response to several messages sent on Instagram.
People Are Joking About Jake Gyllenhaal Handing The Baton Over To John Mayer After Taylor Swift Dropped The "All Too Well" Short Film, Prompting Fans To Think "Dear John" Is Next
"John Mayer, you're next."
15 Musician Couples Who Fell In Love In The Studio Or On Stage, And The Songs They Wrote About Their Relationships
I'm adding all of these songs to my playlist. ❤️
I was today years old when I found out Jake Gyllenhaal dropped out of Columbia.
Here are some of the photos that were shared with us for this week's #TBT.
A Brief Explainer On The Whole Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Dog Collar Theory, Because Even Jennifer Needs One
"I've received a lot of questions about the dog collars."
31 Times Famous People Were Nothing But Rude To "Regular" People And Let Them Down In The Worst Ways Possible
Celebs don't owe anyone anything, but that doesn't give them the right to be this mean.
If your taste in music is anything like mine, you're cool in my book.
"You can’t take it back."
"You're damn right it's content."
The Western motif of Justin Timberlake’s new album, Man of the Woods, is the image equivalent of a trip to a dude ranch: an accidental projection of his greatest vulnerabilities, and a desire to immerse himself in a mythical, masculine world that doesn’t ask hard questions.
"Being a straight man sounds exhausting."