We don't get much more low-brow than this but think of it as a PSA of sorts, in case you happen to find yourself in bed with Jessica Alba.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.