Philoso-Raptor In Real Life
Ian Malcolm was right... life will find a way. But what is life?
Sesame Street: Smell Like A Monster
Somebody should really think about making a real commercial like this, I imagine it'd be a big hit.
Lifesize Edible Gingerbread House
Sweet dreams are made of this: Standing at 6.6 feet tall and consisting of 381 lbs of gourmet gingerbread, 517 lbs of royal icing, a myriad assortment of giant lollipops, gumdrops, mints, cookies and insta-diabeetus should you choose to be a culinary homewrecker.
Dog In Casts Vs. Dog At Attention
I made my own caption for this, but thought I'd open the floor to everyone else. So whatcha' got?
The Map of Online Communities
A new image from xkcd, updated from the map created a few years ago which featured a large portion of land dedicated to Myspace. Good thing plate tectonics took care of that oversight.
80's Cartoon Concert Posters
Created by Steve Thomas and for sale on Zazzle, these 80's cartoons have been mashedup with concert posters to create a look so old-skool, they'll give your dad acid flashbacks to his old room with the black light. (via Superpunch)
Rube Goldberg Marriage Proposal
Robert, a Gizmodo reader, decided to take the overcomplicated task of proposing to his girlfriend (of 9.5 years) and overcomplicate it further... by making a Rube Goldberg-device that would drop the ring into his hand. Geek love truly is an overly-technical and protracted thing, innit?
Batman With Chainsaw Nunchucks
Another masterpiece by Timothy Lim. Tony Stark may have built a suit of armor in a cave, but Bruce Wayne trained in the deadly art of Chainsawkata.
Futurama Wedding Cake
I now pronounce you mutant and grandma-banger! And now you are reading everything in the Professor's voice.
How To Know When The FBI Is Tracking You
A redditor recently took his car into the shop where they discovered a GPS tracking device utilized by the FBI attached to the underside. And it doesnt violate any laws. So to all the potential Cult Leaders out there: now might be a good time to check your car out for any non-Pimp Your Ride-influenced attachements.
Forever Alone Guy Painting
Drawn in a living room....forever alone. via reddit.com
Business Card Boobies
Actual business card for Dr. Hajnal Kiprov, a plastic surgeon.
Public Twitter Booth
For when you need to send an emergency tweet. "@police #rapist #snatching people up #halp"
SLOTH! Painting
An original painting by Paul Palcko in a series dedicated to the hilarious nuisances of 80's cinema. Baby Ruth not included.
The Best of Robotic Bartenders
Have you stopped lately to think about the robotic bartenders that make our daily lives so much easier? Let's take this moment to pay tribute to the very best automated drink-slingers before they inevitably turn on humanity and enslave us all!
Truck Modified Into Drivable Radio Flyer
The base of the wagon is from a 1976 Mazda Pickup Truck that Fred Keller and Judy Foster spent 11 months converting into a giant Radio Flyer replica. Check out the video at ktuu. (Via Geekologie.)
The Sane Clown Posse
Featuring the hit track "Magnets: They F**king Work."
Bacon Kevin Bacon Statue
Created by artist Mike Lahue, this statue is actually made out of bacon bits, but it's still possible to play six degrees of Bacon Kevin Bacon. This piece is being auctioned off to support Ashley's Team, an organization that helps children with cancer.
Magic The Gathering Dress
I'd like to check out her booster pack (the tapping pun had already been used).
Ginormous Middle Finger Statue
Created by Maurizio Cattelan for viewing in Milan, entitled "L.O.V.E." and a great exhibit of public trolling.