Tuned Pale Ale
This beer bottle comes packaged with markers indicating the notes produced by blowing over the neck of the bottle at various liquid levels. This will be a great addition to my Jug Band!
Sad Side Of The Moon
A new t-shirt design by David Schwen. I'm guessing the moon is sad over all the scientists trying to blow it up.
Calvin and Hobbes and Batman
I'm not entirely convinced this wasnt done by Watterson, to be honest.
First Shot Of Facebook Phone Leaked!
I'm pretty excited that they finally decided to make a mobile Farmville machine, but all those extras seem pretty useless.
Offensive Music Sheet
If someone had taught me these nursery rhymes when I was a kid, perhaps I would have actually been interested in playing the clarinet.
Sabretooth Kitty Can Has Cheezeburger?
Kinda poses an interesting question.... did Prehistoric Man find their pets using bad grammar as hilarious as we do?
Complete Collection of Wikipedia Changes On The Iraq War Page
That's 12 volumes, by the way. Good nighttime reading.
Manta Ray Steals Camera Rig
And then proceeds to shoot the rest of the documentary itself. Everyone thinks they're an expert.
"A Knight to Remember" Toilet Paper Holder
Because nothing makes me feel more like a King than sitting on the Throne and having a Knight wait on me while I take a royal dump. Sign me up for the next Medieval Fair!
How Best To Organize Your Cats
The Daily Tail came up with some great, helpful tips to help organize your kittehs at home. Post your own because sharing is caring! (also how you spread diseases, but let's just worry about cats right now)
Zombie Laser Face
Utilizing a 405-nanometer ultraviolet laser beam on the face-ual region of a target, we can now create insta-zombies. And thus begins the Zombie Apocalypse, quickly followed up by the Zombie Rapture. Video at the link.
Cherry-Preserve Filled Wampa Cake
Just like they used to make back in the ice caves of Hoth!
Hipster Dinos
Torosaurus was so much better back when he was still Triceratops, man. Check out some more at myconfinedspace
Staple City
By Peter Root. Although I used to do this exact same thing during conference calls at work.
Famous Robo Appliances
If all of them can combine and create a mega-appliance, I'm sold.
'80s Nostalgia Cake
Geeks of the world, easy mode: marvel at this cake.
DEVO Costume
Before the cream sits out too long, you must wear this costume. When something's going wrong, you must wear this costume. Whelp, I've got my Halloween outfit picked out for this year, how about you guys?
Poor Little Fishbowl Sink
Designed by Yan Lu, the Poor Little Fishbowl Sink encourages you to conserve by slowly draining water from the bowl every time you use the sink and inadvertently giving your little buddy an impromptu funeral.
Neurotic Plush Toys
Kids can now play therapist at home with Dub the depressed turtle, Kroko the alligator afraid of swimming, Sly the snake who suffers from a rattle complex, and Lilo the autistic hippo. But when will they make a toy concerned with my problems?
Justin Bieber Takes Up 3% of Twitter's Servers
When he starts encroaching on the room reserved for the porn servers, I'm declaring war.