Man Eats Meth, Gets 18 Years
Russell Hessling got sentenced to 18 years for drug possession and tampering with evidence. This is the dashcam video of his arrest, where he attempted to eat the meth found in his car, despite being tased.
360 Degree Swing
Videos like this just NEVER end well...
Druids Recognised As Religious Charity In Britain
Druids in Britain have won a five year effort to have their religion officially recognised as such with charitable status and associated tax breaks. This means MTG Druid decks are tax deductable, right? "Some kind of Druid dudes, lifing the veil" "Keep on playin' those mind games forever."
7th Grader Solves Chicken Vs. Egg
Well...I guess that settles that.
Great Pumpkins
What does it take to qualify as a "Great Pumpkin"? Well, since it took a weight of at least 1,400 pounds to make the top 5 of this year's New England Giant Pumpkin Weigh-Off, 1400 pounds should probably be a minimum requirement. But, this year's winner at 1,674 1/2 pounds only qualified as the 4th (strike that) 5th (strike that) 6th best pumpkin to be weighed (so far). Which means that if your massive pumpkin weighs under 1,5000 pounds, it's probably not a capital g Great Pumpkin. Keep trying, and start with a seed from the world record holder's line, like this year's Great Pumpkin grower Steve Connolly did. You're unlikely to see any of these Great Pumpkins flying through the air, though. Big Ten inch would need to be renamed Big Ten foot to stand a chance with these monsters!
A Man And His Croc
Pocho is a 17 foot long crocodile. He and Chito have been living together for 20 years, according to what Chito says in a different video.
Toke Me Elmo
Pennsylvanian Ronald Washington called his son's kindergarten when he realised he'd left more than 3 ounces of pot in his son's Elmo backpack saying he needed to get something out of the pack. He's now facing 6 months to 2 years in jail. The guy in this video is probably somebody else, but you never know.
2010 Ig Nobel Prize Winners
The 20th Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony Awards were held tonight in Cambridge, MA. Former winners include The Bra/Gasmask combo (acceptance video) and MRI sex. Tonight's winners follow. Video footage will be available here, hopefully before too long. Descriptions via AP.
Chicken Fried Lady
Eat it, eat it- if it gets cold, reheat it. Have some more chicken. MC Jelly Donut's got some funky food lines!
Cereal Sex Line
The number on Chad Ochocinco's cereal boxes is supposed to connect dialers to Feed The Children. However, due to a typo in the number it instead sends callers to an apparently NSFW sex line. Lucky Charms, anyone?
Most Earth-like Planet Found
Gliese 581g, the most Earth-like (in the sense of the possibilities for life to evolve) planet discovered to date has been found orbiting the red dwarf star Gliese 581.
Nude Bed Intruder Under California Bed
He WAS climbin' in their window, but fortunately he didn't snatch their people up or try to rape 'em. WATCH VIDEO
Intercourse Judge Squirrels Condoms In Nuts
District Judge Isaac H. Stoltzfus from Intercourse, PA hid condoms inside hollowed out acorns and handed them out to women at the State Capitol. Stolzfus has been charged with disorderly conduct. Watch video.
A Hunter Shoots A Bear - 1st Kill With New Bow
I'll bet the bear wished Jessica Olmstead had used Tipp-ex instead. A hunter drinks with a bear is much more fun for the bear.
4Chan Hacks Anti Piracy Lawfirm, Leaks Porn Downloaders' Names
4Chan recently targeted antil piracy law firm ACS:Law among other sites with a DDoS attack. Result- leaked company emails and an Excel document containing the names of 5,300 people accused by ACS of illegally downloading pr0n. Uploaded to PirateBay, of course. Payback's a bitch and she just had puppies!
British Dad Finds Mouse Baked Into Bread
Stephen Forse was making sandwiches for his children when he noticed what he at first thought was a lump of unmixed dough on the edge of the bread. Then he noticed the fur. The tail has gone AWOL and the company has been fined $26,000. In America, this would be grounds for a million dollar lawsuit.
Cop Fake Arrests His 14 Year Old Daughter's Boyfriend
A San Diego police officer handcuffs and pretends to arrest a 15 year old boy for having sex with his 14 year old stepdaughter. The video was shot by the boy's father. Now, the officer has been suspended pending an investigation.
Zen, The Art Of Archery And The First Law Of Robotics
This robot has now mastered the art of archery. How about The First Law of Robotics? At least they didn't start it off with armor piercing laser beams.
Milan Sculpture Flips The Bird
A 35 foot tall sculpture of a hand by Maurizio Cattelan was recently unveiled in front of the Milan Stock Exchange. It gives an undiscriminating one fingered salute to anyone in the neighborhood. The name of the piece? L.O.V.E.
Unique 1943 D Copper Penny Sells For $1.7 Million
As far as is known, there is only one 1943D copper penny in existence. This unique penny just sold for $1.7 million. From all three mints, there are only estimated to be 40 of these coins remaining in existence with about 12 confirmed to exist. Youtube user cvenzke410 says he has one, but I don't know which mint it is from. Dunno why he is asking youtube users for their opinions on its worth. That's a task for experts.