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Burglars IDed by Sex Tape Filmed On Site
These particular burglars didn't steal Lindsay Lohan's sex tapes, but they did make their own and left it behind when they fled the scene. It was not too hard for police to catch them, apparently.
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Pole Finds Out He Was Shot in Head - 5 Years Later
He didn't know, he was really drunk at the time.
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Humorous Horse Race Names Finish 1 and 2
Well, does she or doesn't she?
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Gators in the Streets
"They're dancin' in Chicago Down in New Orleans Up in New York City" and in Brockton, MA. No word yet from police on whether or not they've been hoppin' and boppin' to the crocodile rock.
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12 Year Olds Driving in the News- WTF?
Three news stories in the last ten days about 12 year olds getting caught driving. We're not talking about down to the end of the driveway, either. Drunk driving, a 100 mile joyride and 27.5 miles with three other children in the car. Seriously, WTF? I wouldn't let a 12 year old drive a riding lawnmower. Well, maybe just down to the end of the driveway, but...
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World Mentos And Coke Record Set In Mexico City
Over 2400 bottles of Coke were launched skywards, beating the previous record, which was set in China.
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Brit Beats World Texting Record
Melissa Thompson texted "the razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human" in 25.94 seconds, beating Franklin Page's record of 35.54 seconds for the same text message.
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Animal Dung As Food and Drink- Not Just for Jinns Anymore?
Kopi Luwak, or civet coffee, was recently deemed to be 'halal' as long as it is washed. The civets eat and excrete the coffee beans. At somewhere in the $200-600 per pound range, it isn't cheap. Now that it's considered okay for Muslims to drink, however, here are some more things which are almost sure to catch on:
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People Who Should Really Keep Their Cash Under Bed
Let's face it, some people just weren't meant to use banks. Some are old, some are just now making the news.
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Top 10 YouTube Earners' Top 10 Videos
Ten independent Youtube users are estimated to have earned over $100,000 in ad revenues over the past year. Here are shots from each of their most viewed videos.
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First IMAX 3D Porn Movie [NSFW]
No, it's not called Yogi 3D, but rather 3-D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy. The video is a somewhat NSFW interview with the stars and director on set. Humor, love, romance and erotica in 3D from Hong Kong, coming in May.
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Paris Boob Gang Busted
A trio of Paris youths have been apprehended after a series of ATM robberies in which the MO was to distract the cardholder by flashing their... well, you know.
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Police Phone Home in Elementary School Break In
The burglar dropped his cell phone, so the police dialed his Ma. Elementary, ma dear.
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Family Finds Mouse in Milk
There's some good money to be made in that there mouse milk industry, son... whether you sue Walmart or just get yourself a tiny li'l stool to set on.
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Bears Guard Pot Crop
These Canadian bears are obviously far less uptight than the bear who raided a pot farm in Utah a few years ago... obviously not Hungrybears, though. Plenty of dogfood for their munchies and no rainbows in sight.
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Bees Swarm Police Car
No "police sting" jokes allowed in the video comments, sorry.
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Airplane's Wing Falls Off Midair
Fortunately, stunt pilot Dino Moline was able to activate his plane's parachute system.
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Bank Robber's Emails Backtraced
He done goof'd and they backtraced his emails- which taunted the press and police about getting the facts of the bank robbery wrong. They done found him, and consequences will never be the same, homeboy.
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Man Trashes Red Lobster, Makes Shrimp Pizza
Let's see... eat cake (check) make and eat shrimp pizza (check) trash Red Lobster restaurant (check) run away (oops, too late!)
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Blagojevich Guilty On 1 Count, Mistrial On 23 Counts
Prosecutors intend to retry him as soon as possible.
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