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Dog Teaches Baby High Five
Next up: potty training.
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Velociraptor Home Security
Do you have a velociraptor contingency plan? You might be cleaning up, home alone after a party when a velociraptor decides to open your backdoor with its nasty claw and screw around in your kitchen. That ADT guy can't help you now!
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Armageddon, Super Mario Style
Where's a koopa shell when you need one?
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Arctic Fox Divebomb
Just because you hunt in the barren arctic tundra doesn't mean you can't do it with a little flair. This is pretty much exactly how I climb into bed after I get home from work.
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Whack-A-Cat
Kinda like whack-a-mole, but without a mallet (and a whole hell of a lot cuter).
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Squirrel Fights to Protect Buddy's Body from Crows
A squirrel presumably gets hit by a car and is killed. Cue his squirrel buddy, who comes in to protect his body from scavenging crows. This is squirrel heartbreak, no joke.
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Harvard Law Student Sends Racist Email to Clarify Racist Comments
Stephanie Grace, a 3rd year Harvard Law student, sends out an email clarifying her comments at a dinner about how African Americans are genetically predisposed to be dumber. She includes brilliant arguments backing up her assertion, like the Irish being more predisposed to have red hair, African Americans having darker skin, and the fact that her babies would be geniuses and beautiful individuals whether she raises them or gives them to "an orphanage in Nigeria". If you needed more proof that you can be a total idiot and make it through Harvard Law, this is it.
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Mascot Backflip Dunk
If only basketball were this interesting.
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Homosexual Proclivities of the Animal Kingdom
In honour of the new gay swan couple at the world's only swannery, a quick look at the more "alternatively lifestyled" species of the animal kingdom. From gay gray whale orgies to monogamous lesbian snow monkeys, the animal kingdom is rife with homosexual antics. Kinda blows the "against nature" argument out of the water.
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Top 10 Most-Complained-About Books In 2009
The American Library Association has released their list of the books most challenged by parents in 2009. Apparently parents still think that 1) their kids don't watch television; 2) their kids actually use libraries; and 3) their kids can READ. Of course Twilight makes the list, but surprisingly not because of the shittacular writing.
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Kate Winslet Splits from Husband
Is there ever a split in hollywood that isn't described by publicists as "entirely amicable and by mutual agreement"? (Ruling out Baldwin or Sheen marriages, of course)
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Snowbanking: The Russian Equivalent of Jackass
Some dudes get really bored and decide to spend their evening jumping off a five-story building into a snow drift in the town of Magadan in Far Eastern Russia. Now this is an activity I wouldn't mind seeing some Congressmen and Senators in D.C. engage in... minus the snowbank.
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Cats with Cerebellar Hypoplasia
I know it's not cool to fetishize physical disabilities, but I'm sorry. This is the cutest physical disability ever.
Peggy Wang
Ultimate Puppy Fighting
Here are some puppies going at it, with music courtesy of the PS22 Chorus.
Amanda Dobbins
South America + Africa = T. Rex
Someone figured out that if you take South America, overlap it with Africa, and turn it counter-clockwise 90 degrees, you get a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
Peggy Wang
You Want These Shoes [NSFW]
You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Baby seals and bare breasts will hypnotize you into buying some work boots.
Peggy Wang
Puppy Vs. Bouncy Ball
In this delicate dance of Animal Vs. Object, one puppy tackles a huge ball (although "tackle" isn't necessarily the best word).
Eliot Glazer
Glenn Beck Slams Obama For Encouraging Volunteerism
In fairness it must be difficult to come up with a new conspiracy to be "outraged" about every night. Not all of them are going to be winners.
Mark Mann
Negotiation
Three birds at the St. Louis Zoo meet with a chipmunk to discuss the possibility of sharing his lunch.
Elmar Burchia
Ferret Playing Guitar
If I was going to start a new band, it would be this ferret on guitar, this cat on drums, and this puppy would sing.
Peggy Wang
