Dog Teaches Baby High Five
Next up: potty training.
Velociraptor Home Security
Do you have a velociraptor contingency plan? You might be cleaning up, home alone after a party when a velociraptor decides to open your backdoor with its nasty claw and screw around in your kitchen. That ADT guy can't help you now!
Armageddon, Super Mario Style
Where's a koopa shell when you need one?
Arctic Fox Divebomb
Just because you hunt in the barren arctic tundra doesn't mean you can't do it with a little flair. This is pretty much exactly how I climb into bed after I get home from work.
Whack-A-Cat
Kinda like whack-a-mole, but without a mallet (and a whole hell of a lot cuter).
Squirrel Fights to Protect Buddy's Body from Crows
A squirrel presumably gets hit by a car and is killed. Cue his squirrel buddy, who comes in to protect his body from scavenging crows. This is squirrel heartbreak, no joke.
Harvard Law Student Sends Racist Email to Clarify Racist Comments
Stephanie Grace, a 3rd year Harvard Law student, sends out an email clarifying her comments at a dinner about how African Americans are genetically predisposed to be dumber. She includes brilliant arguments backing up her assertion, like the Irish being more predisposed to have red hair, African Americans having darker skin, and the fact that her babies would be geniuses and beautiful individuals whether she raises them or gives them to "an orphanage in Nigeria". If you needed more proof that you can be a total idiot and make it through Harvard Law, this is it.
Mascot Backflip Dunk
If only basketball were this interesting.
Homosexual Proclivities of the Animal Kingdom
In honour of the new gay swan couple at the world's only swannery, a quick look at the more "alternatively lifestyled" species of the animal kingdom. From gay gray whale orgies to monogamous lesbian snow monkeys, the animal kingdom is rife with homosexual antics. Kinda blows the "against nature" argument out of the water.
Top 10 Most-Complained-About Books In 2009
The American Library Association has released their list of the books most challenged by parents in 2009. Apparently parents still think that 1) their kids don't watch television; 2) their kids actually use libraries; and 3) their kids can READ. Of course Twilight makes the list, but surprisingly not because of the shittacular writing.
Kate Winslet Splits from Husband
Is there ever a split in hollywood that isn't described by publicists as "entirely amicable and by mutual agreement"? (Ruling out Baldwin or Sheen marriages, of course)
Snowbanking: The Russian Equivalent of Jackass
Some dudes get really bored and decide to spend their evening jumping off a five-story building into a snow drift in the town of Magadan in Far Eastern Russia. Now this is an activity I wouldn't mind seeing some Congressmen and Senators in D.C. engage in... minus the snowbank.
Germans Trying to Pronounce Massachusetts
Bizarre pronunciations of the word Massachusetts by random Germans.
50 People, 1 Question
50 people in Brooklyn were asked the same question, "Where would you like to wake up tomorrow?" Some of the answers make my heart ache. (via)
Shane Sings 5 Octaves
America, you have discovered a rare new talent. Bravo. This may be old, sorry if it is, but I'm not as cool as you 'kay. I'm tryin' here.
Really Long Kitten Makeout
Watch these kittens go at it passionately for 3 whole minutes (which is like 20 minutes in Internet Years).
Girls Only
Susan B. Anthony would be rolling in her grave right now, if she wasn't making me a sandwich.
Worst Dog Haircuts Ever
Dressing up animals is one thing... But shearing poodles to look like lions, my little ponies and cow-dog hybrids is just wrong on every level. These are from the Groom Expo, various years, yes it's lasted more than a year. [ via ]
Chinchilla vs Dog
Watching this video is leading me down the dangerous path of watching chinchilla videos all day like the sick furry that I am.
Scaredy Cat That's Actually a Cat
Wow, with these acting skills, this cat will be starring in horror movies in no time.