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Texas GOP Wants To Make Marrying Gays A Felony
I think somebody from the Texas Republican Party needs to spend a little less time cleaning their guns and a little more time worrying about getting laid.
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Sweaty Congressman Dances To Rap Music
Driving home the point that he is definitely the whitest thing in this video, Congressman Cohen hops up and down and wiggles in his khakis and sweat-soaked button up, sporting his uber-geeky blackberry belt clip.
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Is Rahm Emanuel Jumping Ship To Run For Mayor Of Chicago?
Sounds like Rahm is considering going back to Chicago where he plans to punch Mayor Daley in the face, take over being Mayor himself and then eat cheesecakes with his bare hands. Like a man.
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Obama Declares It Big Gay Father’s Day!
When George Bush was President you just had to buy your Dad a tie. Now that Barack Obama is President you have two Dads and have to buy 2 ties. Suck it up, Billy.
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Sarah Palin Thinks You Should Smoke Pot
Palin is a self-professed former pothead, but she stops short of supporting legalization saying that she thinks it sets a bad example for kids. Remember, her kids keep getting spermed on by nasty snow-hippies.
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Jerry Brown Rants About Nazis
If you are running for Governor of California and encounter thought-reading journalist types while jogging, DO NOT launch into a rant about Nazi propaganda. You will be quoted.
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