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Weight-Lifting Tortoise
I feel like this tortoise may not understand how this works. He's doing much better than this cat, though.
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The Turtle Alarm Clock
Who needs one of those buzzy things when you have a Box Turtle to sound the wake up call? Beware, lazy cats! Your napping days are over.
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Tortoise Forgets How to Use the Door
We've all had something we've wanted a little too much. Whether that something was a significant other, a fancy electronic gadget, or a new car, we know that the quest for these things can make us behave in silly ways. This tortoise's "something" is a slice of cucumber. Don't judge him too harshly -- he gets what he wants in the end, and maybe that's all that matters.
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Sorry Daddy
Turtle runs away when...
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Tortoise Hates Laundry
It doesn't matter how you wash them -- your freshly cleaned blue jeans are not safe from Sid.
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Koopa Troopa's Revenge!
Damn that Mario. That Koopa was OH-SO-CLOSE to exacting revenge. Alas that turtles are so slow!
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Turtles Playing Follow the Leader
Did you ever play Follow the Leader as a kid? You have to mimic the behavior of the person (in this case, turtle) at the head of the line. The little turtle in the video is obviously new to the game, but he was keeping up pretty well until the big turtle decided to go somewhere he couldn't climb. That just might be cheating, big turtle.
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Funny Sea Creature
Look at it
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Tortoise Spurns Dinosaur
I feel like I Hate Dinosaurs! would approve of Gerty the tortoise. That dinosaur can wiggle and nuzzle all it wants, but Gerty's not going to give it the time of day.
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Leonardo DiCaprio Walking His Tortoise
Thanks to fuckyeahstruttingleo and yes, posted mostly for Turtlefeed!
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My Turtle is Ready for Halloween
Thought you'd all like to know.
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Tortoise's Epic Adventure
This is the story of a tortoise's quest to find and eat a tomato. Note: everything seems so much more dramatic when set to Lux Aeterna.
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Want to Hear Something Amazing?
Turn your volume up! The sound of a tortoise eating an apple is delightful. I promise.
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Maggie the Baptist Turtle Goes to College
Maggie was a good turtle who just wanted to go to college. Little did she know that college would lead to sinful behavior. Lucky for Maggie, God was paying attention and now she's saved! (Can anyone tell me what the hell I just watched?)
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Rubbing a Stack of Turtles
Who doesn't like a good massage?
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The BFF Test
This video seeks to answer whether a pig can be BFFs with a turtle and a dog. First the turtle won't share his apple with the pig, then the pig takes the dog for a walk on a leash. Guess the answer is pigs and dogs, but not pigs and turtles. Makes tons of sense, I tell you. Tons of sense.
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Classic Advice, Turtle Style
Here are ten well-known sayings retold from a reptilian point of view. Honestly, turtles are clever animals. We should really listen to them more often.
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If Animals Could Talk
Walk on the Wild Side, currently airing on BBC One, takes a stab at what animals might say as they go about their daily routine.
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Bean Sprouts: For Serious Eaters Only
True tortoise foodies know the fibrous texture of bean sprouts must be accompanied by an appropriately dramatic soundtrack.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Van IRL
23-year-old Brittney Schneck converted her '94 Dodge Caravan into a convincing replica of the classic mean, green turtle machine. The old adage is true—when life gives you '94 Dodge Caravans, make turtle vans.
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