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Abraham Gets Stuck

Abraham the tortoise has a problem weighing heavily upon him. And I mean this literally, because he’s managed to get a plastic tub stuck on his back. No worries, though. He can get it off himself, it’s just going to take a while… (via)

Tortoise Wants a Ride

Children today are pretty spoiled. I really wanted one of these mini motorized cars when I was younger, but never got one. You should totally let that tortoise have a turn, kid. I know how he feels. (via)

The Tortoise Elevator

Apparently, the tortoise in this video has a bad habit of trying to escape his enclosure by climbing over the wall. So to keep the tortoise from falling and hurting himself, his owner devised a really clever elevator to get him to the ground safely. See, physics is useful! (via)

Turtle and Tortoise With Handles

Earth to selfish idiots: turtles and tortoises' shells are part of their skeleton. Drilling holes to attach handles will hurt them. Thankfully, these two have been rescued from their former owner. Still, I don't suppose we could get 4chan on this, could we? (via)

Variations On Tortoises Humping Shoes

OK, I get it. Tortoises make odd squeaky noises and have inexplicable attractions to inanimate objects. Especially shoes. But it's time to start being more creative with these videos because they're clogging up Youtube. Here some examples of where I think we should be going with these.