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Turtle vs. Robot
It's a battle to the death! Except one of them isn't actually alive, and the other one is too busy being cute and turtley to do any serious damage. Still, my money's on the turtle. It's the principle of the thing.
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Sinbad in the Chair Leg Forest
An expert in Chelonian communication translated Sinbad the Tortoise's behavior to English. Essentially, it boils down to: "F*cking chairs, how do they work?"
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Happy Birthday, Turtle!
The turtle that co-runs turtlefeed with me turns one year old on September 22! I tried to surprise him, but he ended up surprising me.
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The Joy of Turtles
Turtles: making little kids happy since, like, forever.
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You Bore This Tortoise
This tortoise is too cool for you. Do not attempt to talk to the tortoise because he will not be interested in anything you have to say.
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Ninja Turtles Behind The Scenes Photos !
Photos from the set of the original Ninja Turtles movie. Cowabunga Dude !
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So, Halloween Isn't Too Far Away
Do you know how hard it is to find a costume for a turtle? I need ideas, people. And I need to know where this tortoise got his outfit.
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Myrtle the Turtle Gets Stuck
Myrtle the Turtle is a HUMONGOUS Green Sea Turtle that lives at the New England Aquarium. Being a giant turtle there is a pretty sweet deal. When you find yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place, you've got your own diving team to come give you a hand.
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Such a Lovely Day!
The lake is so peaceful.
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Have You Had Your Mind Blown Today?
Watch the turtle carefully. It takes some time to happen, but you'll want to wait for it.
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The Adventures of Ic-Chan the Robot Turtle
This is in Japanese so I don't always understand what's being said, but it's still totally adorable. There's a ROBOT turtle, a kidnapping sequence, and battle-scarred Red Eared Slider who comes to save the day. HOW EPIC IS THAT? The good news is that haru0425 has a whole channel of these to watch. Anyone want to translate for me?
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Happy Death Day, Super Mario!
Wake up, people! Stop idolizing Mario Mario, better known to you as the "protagonist" of the Super Mario franchise. Countless turtles and other innocent creatures have been slaughtered by his stompy feet. Here's a different perspective for those of you with enlightened minds.
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Ninja Training
Life is tough for Ninja Turtles in training. There are so many important choices to be made. (via Littleresq)
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The Turtle Dictionary
Dictionaries would be so much better if they used turtles to explain definitions, right? I went ahead and got started on that. You're welcome, Merriam Webster.
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Dog Discovers Turtle, Synced to Fantasia
This isn't your typical "dog finds turtle and is freaked out by it" video. This one is synced to a portion of Disney's Fantasia soundtrack. And it works pretty well, if you don't mind me saying so.
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Groovy Turtle Dances With Cat
Shake it, turtle! If the cat doesn't appreciate your funky moves, we surely do.
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Turtles Teach Collective Nouns
A group of turtles is called a "bale." Please view the video for a rather absurd demonstration of a bale of turtles.
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Tortoise Meets Turkeys
Here's a brief summary for those of you who are too lazy to view the video. Turkeys: "Whoa, what the hell is that thing?" Tortoise: "Meh."
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Guess The Toy Mental Illness!
The Awl found these psychiatrically-challenged German toys, presumably designed to teach small children about various mental illnesses. But the German descriptions are (surprise!) totally weird! I know the turtle is depressed, but can anyone inform me/the public about Sly's struggles? I'm at a loss.
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An Unexpected Visitor
This Shiba Inu is a little confused by the Red Eared Slider squatting in his doghouse. Do you think he'll ever get it back?
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