Baby Turtle Loves Earphone Jack
When turtles flirt, they flicker their claws at the object of their affection. Pinky the Red Eared Slider is only a year old, but she's already fallen in love and started to flicker. The problem is that she's in love with an earphone jack. Oops.
Turtle Predicts World Cup Final
A Red Eared Slider named Ghodrat has sided with Mani the Parrot to pick the Netherlands for the win. That's two against one, Paul!
Turtlerun
In this game you're a newly hatched turtle making a break for the ocean. The road is perilous, however, and you will have to duck and cover to avoid a turtle's worst enemy: the falling baseball.
Some Good Advice
Turtles really do know everything.
Brother From Another Mother
Little turtle seems skeptical, but can you blame him?
The Saddest Thing I Can Think Of
Oh my God, someone get that kid a turtle, stat.
Yu-Chan The Bionic Turtle
Yu-Chan, a 20-year-old loggerhead sea turtle who lost her front flippers in a shark attack, is back in business thanks to some brand spanking new prosthetic limbs. I'd watch my back if I were the said shark. (This one's for you, turtlefeed!)
Cat Watches Dancing Turtle On Youtube
I think Dexter the cat might have a bit of a turtle obsession. But there's nothing wrong with that. And seriously, who didn't love the dancing turtle?
Cat-Rejection of Turtle
Our hearts on the internet are often warmed with different-species friendships. This is not a case of such friendship
When Snapping Turtles Meet
This might be an indulgent post, since I'm a sucker for snappers. Still, this is some really pretty aquatic footage of two Common Snapping Turtles. And anyway, when's the last time you saw a video taken underwater of any other turtle than a sea turtle?
Vegetimals
Are they animal, vegetable, or mineral? Well, I guess they're not mineral. (via 9gag)
Chickarabbitoise Stack
So I knew that turtles were good at stacking, but apparently other animals do it too.
Turtle Escape Fail
It was a good try, little guy. It was a good try.
Kitten Explores a Tortoise Tank
In this video, Dexter the cat pays a friendly visit to a tortoise named Harold. Except Harold wasn't expecting guests, and Dexter doesn't seem to have much in the way of manners.
He Can Turn a Pack of Cards Into a Turtle
A budding magician drives his friend crazy by performing card tricks at inappropriate times. Bonus question: can you count all the turtles in this video?
Turtle Chases Ferrari
It's only a remote controlled Ferrari, but the turtle still manages to keep up.
Pet Turtle Befriends Wild Bird
When you meet the right turtle, you'll never want to leave his side.
When a Tortoise Eats, Everyone Wins
Who's cuter here? The tortoise that's really excited about eating the flower, or the girl who's really excited about the tortoise eating the flower?
Turtle Dances Up a Storm
Turtle owners know that cleaning a Red Eared Slider with a toothbrush often inspires their pet to demonstrate its best dance moves.
Ticklish Turtle
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Because he was ticklish!