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Broadsword Umbrella
If you're anything like me, you understand the appeal of starting mock sword fights with your umbrella. Thanks to Think Geek, you can now add a touch of realism to this activity by purchasing an umbrella with a broadsword handle. Now if you'll pretend that my snapping turtle is a dragon, I'm all set to rescue a princess.
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Turtle Bites Gator
This is not interspecies love, unless we're counting the dragonfly perched on the softshell turtle's nose.
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Teenage Mutant Monster Truck
I'd drive that.
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The Forgotten Ninja Turtle
Poor Botticelli. For whatever reason, he ended up with the nerd mutation, and his more muscular brothers ended up with the fame.
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Fossil Turtle Had Extra-Thick Shell to Fend Off World’s Largest Snake
You gotta love enormous prehistoric creatures.
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Man Walks Tortoise
Every day at 5pm Robert Shapiro takes Speed Bump the tortoise out to walk the streets of New York City.
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Awkward Turtle Plushie
Awkward Animal recently created a plush version of everyone's favorite hand gesture. If you want one of these cute little guys for your collection, the Wong Fu Store is expecting a new shipment in sometime this week.
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The Real Bad Guys
Am I the only one who thinks that Mario needs to stop taking his plumber's rage out on turtles and fungus?
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Haters Gonna Hate
I never liked those prejudiced mushrooms anyway.
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Turtle Sushi
Aw, he looks cute enough to eat. Note to turtle lovers: this is just a gag, I do not actually endorse eating nature's cutest reptile.
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Come On Over!
The gang's all here. Gee, it must be warm outside.
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Does Bieber Like Turtles? Facebook Group
It's finally here. Join, tell me if you want to be an admin/officer. Tell me if I should add anything. We will find this out. Together we are strong!
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Winning the Race
A violent reinterpretation of Aesop's most famous fable.
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What Race?
Modern tortoises and hares are not as competitive as their ancient counterparts. They also prefer to wait for the bus.
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The New Symbolism
Further proof that turtles = love.
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Dressing Turtles Up for Easter
This girl has excellent taste. Post-its are totally in for turtles right now.
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Are We Going On a Trip?
Conveniently, these guys can pack their homes in a suitcase.
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Giant Tortoise Invades New York
I knew Galapagos Tortoises got big, but not quite THIS big. Also, I totally agree with the bus.
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Turtle in Shark Costume
well, sort of...
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Turtle Fight!
G4's Attack of the Show holds a brutal turtle cage match live on the air.
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