The Anthropomorphic Garden
You are what you eat.
Tortoise Flash!
And now we know why the hare lost.
Hidden Treasures Await!
Wait, no! These are all rumors! Although, I did hear that Justin Bieber and Bill Murray encourage binge drinking.
Limited Edition Ninja Turtle Posters
Rhys Cooper created these awesome silk screened posters of our favorite mutant turtles. There are only 160 sets available, and they sell for 80 dollars each.
Flying Turtle
Look! Up in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! No -- it's a sea turtle!
The Art of Turtle Stacking
Did you know that turtles have great balance? They do. And they like to show off their skills. Here's a collection of turtle stacks as proof.
Diaper Cakes
No, no one's baking with Pampers.
Crying Baby Turtle
Turtles are very quiet creatures, so when they vocalize, it's usually a sign that they're not feeling well. And when they're not feeling well, they break your heart by crying pitifully all night long. Someone give this turtle a hug!
Turtle Herds Capybaras
The following videos were taken at a zoo in Japan. I'm not sure why the turtle is in the enclosure with the capybaras, but I suspect he is a high-ranking zoo official responsible for keeping the capybaras in line.
US Recession Hits Hard >
You know things are bad when you see this sought of stuff. (Another homeless turtle sleeping rough)
Ninja Fingers
A woman paints her fingernails to look like the Ninja Turtles. She should definitely paint the Foot Clan on her toenails. (via Succeedblog)
Pokemon Overdose
Lisa Courtney, 21, from Welwyn Garden City in England has (officially) the biggest Pokemon collection in the world. Total: 12,113 Pokemon dolls and toys, which is a lot. (More at The Swedish Bed.)
Paper Art: The Mad Hatter's Tea Party
Su Blackwell transformed this copy of Alice in Wonderland into an amazing 3D version of the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. She should seriously consider doing the Mock Turtle's story next, but I might be biased.
Turtlephobic Dog
The turtle's secret? Every time he's close enough, he blows a teeny tiny dog whistle.
Turtle Racing Chairs
Can I just say that these would look perfect in my office? Created by Beth MacLeod.
The Secret of the Universe
This is for those of you who wonder if we're alone out there. Created by Torgil Andersson.
Turtle Smiles
A collection of grinning turtles. Trust me, you'll walk away happy after looking at these guys.
Cats and Turtles: A Video Tribute
Someone with far more time than I have scoured the 'net for pictures of cat and turtle (or tortoise) love and turned it into a music video.
Progressive Turtle
Sebastian the Turtle tries to prove how progressive he is to Progressive Insurance. Maybe he's jealous of the Clinique Turtle and is looking for a job? Go for it, Progressive. The world needs more spokesturtles.
Enh! Enh! Enh! Enh!
An ode to turtle reproduction. NSFW in a Nat Geo kind of way.