Hi Internet, It's Monday
Luckily, I have turtles to get me through the day. How are you coping?
Sketch A Move
Sketch-a-move is a concept for a toy car that allows you to explore the unique relationships between small surface doodles and actual physical movements. If you draw a circle on the top of the toy car, it will move in a circle. If you draw a complicated spiral, the car will move in a spiral.
TMNT Balloon Art
Here's Mikey in awesome balloon form.
TMNT Coffee Mug Covers
Turtles and coffee make my mornings cheerier. Whoever thought of this combination is brilliant.
The Turtle Treadmill
Why invest in expensive equipment for your turtle when a simple green folder will suffice?
The Awkward Turtle
A word of advice: however adorable, turtles on their back must be flipped right-side-up immediately. They have difficulty breathing in the "awkward" position.
OMG, Final Fantasy XIII! (Spoilers)
I hear this game contains turtles. I just wasn't expecting it to be these guys.
Unlikely Friends
A turtle and a penguin together is just all kinds of awesome.
Squirtle Graffiti
Suddenly, I realized that a whole new generation of vandals were out there armed with spray paint.
Cacti X Turtle = Sexy ++
Nothing's more succulent than succulents on a slammin' turtle. Hot. I swear I saw cacti just like this on a celebrity site this morning.
Awesome Mario Shelf
Koopas are the only things that would make this incredible shelf better. The pipe is a nice touch, though.
No Trespassing!
Snapping turtles have no use for human rules.
Knock Knock...
Sometimes my snapping turtle invites his friends over without telling me first.
Pet Status
Pet Status is twitter, but for pets. Really. I went ahead and registered my dog, Bob, for the service. Join him. I wonder if Medlar is on there?
Lights Out for Limbaugh
You may have missed Rush Limbaugh's March 5th rant about "environmentalist nutcase wackos" who want beach lights shut off during sea turtle nesting season, which starts in March. Limbaugh believes that the regulations are excessive based on his personal observations; he has not seen sea turtles arrive before May, and has seen them nest in broad daylight. In response, seaturtle.org has launched a campaign asking people to pledge to keep beach lights off during the entire nesting season.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
I can totally see this crossover happening. From Pocketlove's tumblr thanks to a tip from Ash.
XD Turtle
Turtle imitates emoticon.
iPhone App Magnets
Need a fridge magnet? There's now an app for that. Jailbreak Toys is selling sets of iPhone app magnets for 12.99 USD.
The Video Game Bosses' Lament
Various video game bosses lecture to their subordinates about their incredibly poor performance at stopping just ONE guy. Poor henchmen. Even after being beaten silly by someone like Mario or Sonic, they have to have a stressful office meeting with their dick boss about it.
How to Do the "Awkward Turtle"
An amateur's guide to the trendiest hand gesture ever.