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Disgruntled Turtle
"Hey man, what the hell? I don't go to your house and stare at you through your window. That's just creepy. Now gitouttahere!"
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Oiling Tortoises
This must be the precursor to turtle wax. (via)
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My Boyfriend Has Sex Like A Turtle
Whoa. This dude has sex exactly like this turtle. It's uncanny.
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Gutsy Turtle
Have no fear -- we have word that this turtle once belonged to the Knievel family.
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Origami Turtles
I can fold a few simple origami designs, but the level of skill it takes to fold some of these turtles blows my mind.
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I Like Turtles (Techno Remix)
Bust a move while enjoying the fine MS Paint animation!
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The Worst Ninja Turtle Theme Cover
Apparently, the group who covered this, "The Shoes," intended for it to sound as bad as it does.
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Snapping Turtle Sings "I Saw The Light"
Personally, I think the turtle is lip synching.
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Scaredy Cat
This painfully shy kitty is curious about turtles, but not curious enough to get too close to one.
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PSSSST!
"Hey Mom! Did you know that humans don't think that snails are cute?" They do now, little guy. They do now.
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Teacup Tortoise
I've heard of teacup terriers, but they don't have anything on this cutie.
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Party Tortoise!
Get ready to boogie down with this craaaaaazy guy!
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The Princess and the Frog
We all know how this story goes, right?
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Kermit's X-ray
A trip to the doctor's office revealed a genetic condition typical of Muppets.
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Mario is a Bully
Mario, why do you have to go and beat up poor turtles all the time? One of these days, you're going to get your comeuppance.
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Epic Superhero Alliance
Little known fact: Shredder once dated Rita Repulsa.
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Turtle... Soup?
No turtles were harmed in the creation of this photograph, though I imagine that this little guy may be a tad ticked off with its owner.
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TMNT Rocks Out!
Apparently, I missed the announcement regarding the Ninja Turtles going on tour. Perhaps this is for the better, as I have no idea what's going on here.
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The Beetles!
Why did the beetles cross the road? Because it was Abbey Road, of course!
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Ancestor of Galapagos Tortoise to Be Resurrected
Scientists plan to selectively breed nine tortoises in order to create a genetically identical version of Chelonoidis elephantopus, a species of tortoise which was hunted to extinction by whalers in the 19th century. (Courtesy of Ash.)
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