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Conan O'Brien Sings "Little Plastic Turtles"
HEY NBC! Does Jay Leno sing about plastic turtles? Well, does he?! Yeah. That's right. He doesn't.
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Ghana Promotes Turtle Tourism
Ghana wants to you to see their really big turtles. This is better than Maryland; they've got crabs.
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Amazing Paper Art
Peter Callesen creates mind-blowing 3D artwork out of a single sheet of paper. If extreme papercraft was a sport, this guy'd take first place.
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Animals vs. Dominoes
Now here's some competitive sports action that I can actually get behind: will that clumsy anteater knock over the dominoes in the final round?
Peggy Wang
Ninja Turtle Trolls
Clearly, this is what happens when you leave your TMNT action figures and Troll dolls unattended. More on these and other freakish toys at Topless Robot.
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Buzzfeed: Turtle Approved
My pets read Buzzfeed. Do yours?
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Cold Sea Turtles Go Home
Thanks to dedicated rescue workers, a number of sea turtles affected by last week's cold snap have been able to return to the water. Sadly, many sea turtles still need medical aid. For prior news on the cold sea turtle crisis, click here.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Papercraft
Scroll down to the Ninja Turtle section to find papercraft instructions for a variety of TMNT characters. All you need is some cardstock, glue, and a pair of scissors to assemble your own Ninja Turtle army!
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First Person Tetris
Think you're good at Tetris? Then you haven't tried this version. When you rotate a block, you also rotate your perspective. If you want a real challenge, check out night mode.
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Improper Use of Turtle
Turtles are not nipple clamps.
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Sea Slug is Half-Animal, Half-Plant
Elysia chlorotica is the first animal known to produce chlorophyll. Unfortunately, you can't plant it to grow more sea slugs.
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The Best Horror Film Ever
A gigantic radioactively-mutated turtle lethargically attacks the Russian army.
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Two Turtles, One Spot
This is totally safe for work, unless your boss doesn't allow cute turtle videos. If so, your boss is just a grouch.
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If Discworld Were a B Movie...
Obviously, they'd have to skimp on special effects.
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College-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
Mikey and Raph have really let themselves go.
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Hatchling Mutant Ninja Turtles
They weren't always teenagers.
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Feeding a No-eyed Turtle
Franklin is a red eared slider whose eyes did not develop properly. Despite this, her appetite is not lacking.
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Cold Sea Turtle Crisis
In the past week, hundreds of stunned sea turtles have been rescued from cold waters in the southern US. Things have gotten SO bad that NASA has stepped in to help out. For earlier news on the sea turtle crisis (including donation links), click here and here.
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Don't Forget!
Seriously guys. Not only are you wasting energy, but you're making the sea turtles cry.
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Calvin Faces!
We did it, you guys! We made some awesome collaborative Calvin faces! Thanks to everyone who submitted pictures - here are the fruits of your labor. It came out really kind of amazing.
Jack Shepherd
