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Hatchling Mutant Ninja Turtles
They weren't always teenagers.
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Feeding a No-eyed Turtle
Franklin is a red eared slider whose eyes did not develop properly. Despite this, her appetite is not lacking.
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Cold Sea Turtle Crisis
In the past week, hundreds of stunned sea turtles have been rescued from cold waters in the southern US. Things have gotten SO bad that NASA has stepped in to help out. For earlier news on the sea turtle crisis (including donation links), click here and here.
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Don't Forget!
Seriously guys. Not only are you wasting energy, but you're making the sea turtles cry.
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Calvin Faces!
We did it, you guys! We made some awesome collaborative Calvin faces! Thanks to everyone who submitted pictures - here are the fruits of your labor. It came out really kind of amazing.
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More Really Cold Turtles
Rescue workers found more than two hundred stunned sea turtles in St. Joseph Bay today. This is in addition to dozens of sea turtles already suffering from the sudden cold snap in the southern US. Most aquariums and research centers are only able to take a handful of turtles and need help.
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Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Push in dire situations. I have this bookmarked in case Gamera attacks.
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Spider-Turtle!
Spider-turtle, Spider-turtle, does whatever a Spider-turtle...hurdles? Hm. Guess it doesn't quite work.
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Beware!
Sexy tortoises are responsible for .001% of all accidents that occur at home.
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Really Cold Sea Turtles
Unseasonable cold weather has endangered the lives of dozens of sea turtles in the southern US. Thankfully, there are rescue teams in various states working to save them. See more video footage from Florida here. If you can spare a dime, the turtles will appreciate it.
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I Was Wondering About That Amazon Package...
Now I know why it took so long to get here.
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A New Take On the Tortoise and the Hare
There's no racing in this version, just time trials.
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Can't Stop Laughing Long Enough to Be Motivational
Yeah, I'm having difficulty coming up for a caption for this one too.
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Dear Buzzfeeders
'Nuff said.
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Christopher Lee to Release Metal Album
Since turtle news is slow today (as ever), I give you Christopher Lee's forthcoming metal album. Follow the link for music samples. Yes, this is for real.
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Angry Bird is Angry
If I didn't have a turtle, I'd want a bird. Maybe I'd want one a little less violent than this one, though.
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Turtle (Furry) Power!
I think this is a female TMNT furry. Is it possible to be a turtle furry? Turtles don't have fur, after all.
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Turtle Classic Movies
Turtles re-enact classic movies. An oldie, but a goodie -- haven't you dreamed about turtles performing Star Wars? For more turtle parodies, check out the Turtle TV Network.
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Cosplay Failures
Oh dear. Sometimes it's best to just pick a different costume. More costume fails (including Bowser) at funtasticus.com.
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Jumping Turtle
The turtle is obviously annoyed because its owner was unwilling to pay for the surgery necessary to transition into being a frog.
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