Turtle is Happy to See You
There's really nothing special about this video except the gratuitous turtle smiling. And personally, that's enough for me.
The Return of Laser Turtle
His acting technique was revolutionary. His presence ...overwhelming.
Disapproving Turtle
He disapproves.
Zombie Kid Likes Turtles Hip Hop Megamix
I also like turtles.
Terry the Swearing Turtle
For the turtle lover who has everything: a foul-mouthed reptile with a motion sensor. Yeah, this guy is real and for sale.
Spooked Hatchling
If turtles could speak, I'm pretty sure this one would be saying "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ninja Turtles Exposed: Confessions of a Foot Soldier
This reminds me of that book I got when the Scholastic Book Club rolled through 2nd grade. Don't let the mainstream media skew the truth people. And let me just add that Tom was the victim - not Jerry, ok?
"Uniquely" Shaped Turtle
I sort of hope this turtle is a case of conjoined twins or a natural accident -- because if this is being done on purpose, it's not cool.
Bucket of Turtles
What the...? I think there are too many turtles in this bucket, guys.
The Three Days of Turtle Christmas
A crucified turtle Jesus, a stereotypical native American best friend, and a cranky bear. Oh, this is totally sane.
New Black Hole Discovered
Photographic evidence suggests that black holes are closer to earth than previously thought.
Turtle Car
The latest in Transformers: the Red Eared Slider.
Turtle Slap
This is dying to become the new Youtube fad.
University of Maryland Holiday Greetings
What better way to spread holiday cheer than by tossing around a glowing turtle?
Conan O'Brien Narrowly Avoids Turtle Attack
Here's a tip, Conan -- Mata Mata turtles don't like to be poked in the face.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Snuggie
Hot Topic is selling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles snuggies, worn by so-tough-yet-so-emo boy models!
Left 4 Dead: The Real Threat
Zombies have nothing on evil turtles.
Chiquita Banana Faces
Have you noticed that select Chiquita bananas have faces on them now? My turtle has. More info on the stickers at eatachiquita.com.
Time to Take the Turtle to Rehab...
Don't be enablers, humans. And turtles -- be smart. Don't start.
TMNT VS. Power Rangers, Pokemon Style
EPIC BATTLE, but I think it was rigged.