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Terry the Swearing Turtle
For the turtle lover who has everything: a foul-mouthed reptile with a motion sensor. Yeah, this guy is real and for sale.
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Spooked Hatchling
If turtles could speak, I'm pretty sure this one would be saying "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Ninja Turtles Exposed: Confessions of a Foot Soldier
This reminds me of that book I got when the Scholastic Book Club rolled through 2nd grade. Don't let the mainstream media skew the truth people. And let me just add that Tom was the victim - not Jerry, ok?
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"Uniquely" Shaped Turtle
I sort of hope this turtle is a case of conjoined twins or a natural accident -- because if this is being done on purpose, it's not cool.
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Bucket of Turtles
What the...? I think there are too many turtles in this bucket, guys.
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The Three Days of Turtle Christmas
A crucified turtle Jesus, a stereotypical native American best friend, and a cranky bear. Oh, this is totally sane.
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New Black Hole Discovered
Photographic evidence suggests that black holes are closer to earth than previously thought.
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Turtle Car
The latest in Transformers: the Red Eared Slider.
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Turtle Slap
This is dying to become the new Youtube fad.
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University of Maryland Holiday Greetings
What better way to spread holiday cheer than by tossing around a glowing turtle?
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Conan O'Brien Narrowly Avoids Turtle Attack
Here's a tip, Conan -- Mata Mata turtles don't like to be poked in the face.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Snuggie
Hot Topic is selling Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles snuggies, worn by so-tough-yet-so-emo boy models!
Peggy Wang
Left 4 Dead: The Real Threat
Zombies have nothing on evil turtles.
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Chiquita Banana Faces
Have you noticed that select Chiquita bananas have faces on them now? My turtle has. More info on the stickers at eatachiquita.com.
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Time to Take the Turtle to Rehab...
Don't be enablers, humans. And turtles -- be smart. Don't start.
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TMNT VS. Power Rangers, Pokemon Style
EPIC BATTLE, but I think it was rigged.
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Animals Like Christmas Too
You know what's cuter than just plain animals? Animals with presents. And the London zoo knew it.
Derek
This Turtle Has Got No Love
Why won't someone love this turtle? He's so cute.
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Hip and Hop Don't Stop
Hip & Hop Don't Stop is a forthcoming children's book by Jef Czekaj about a rabbit (Hop) that raps really fast, and turtle (Hip) that raps really slowly. What will happen when the two sign up for a rap-off?
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The Kardashians' Holiday Card Collection
The Kardashians' are apparently/obviously really into big budget holiday card photo shoots. My favorite is the motorcycle one, but there's definitely something to be said about the insane photoshop in the latest one. Seacrest out!
Matt Stopera
