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Cute Turtles Eating Strawberries
Here are two box turtles sharing a dish of strawberries. You're totally welcome.
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How To Improve Twilight
It's totally possible. It just involves recasting a few key characters. Created by Tort-Time.
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When Turtles Become Bronies
They look like this.
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Goat On A Tortoise
This goat hailed a tortoise taxi, but he didn't know the Tortoise Taxi Drivers Association was on strike today. Poor little guy. Now he'll never get home. (via SayOMG)
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30 Stunning Pictures Of Sea Turtles
Who's ready for some sea turtle eye candy? Silly question -- we're obviously all ready.
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The Turtle Tank
We're not talking aquariums here; we're talking heavy artillery shells. Wait, that's still confusing. Er, hey Blastoise, is that you?
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In Memory Of A True Hero
Never forget.
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Turtles And Cats: BFFs
Cats love turtles, and turtles love cats. Here's the undeniable photographic evidence. This is also true of tortoises, and I'm sure ancient Chelonians hung out with Smilodons and stuff like that.
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The Tortoise Dinner Party
In the event that you've accepted an invitation to a tortoise dinner party this social season, be aware that proper attire consists of sparkly bow ties and evening gowns. And expect vegetarian fare.
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Turtles In Ascots
Well, here's a brand new Tumblr you need to follow immediately. Turtles in Ascots claims to bring readers "classy reptiles in the classiest of neckwear." If you're not already sold, let me just point out that they're also wearing turtle-sized monocles and top hats.
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Awesome Art: TMNT By Jeff Chapman
The Heroes in a Half-Shell have rarely looked so quite so badass. Check out artist Jeff Chapman's take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
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Cute Girls Dressed As Ninja Turtles
Why? Because the ladies look good in green and shells.
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Turtles Are The 99%
And here I thought turtles carried their homes with them. Now you know things have gotten bad.
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Bully Turtle Bides His Time
To be fair, that other turtle is hogging the ledge. But let this be a warning to you all: don't become distracted by strange noises when you're sitting by the pool, lest Bully Turtle push you in.
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Albino Turtles
Not all genetic mutations in turtles lead to ninja powers. In the case of these guys, their unusual coloring makes them highly sought-after by turtle hobbyists, but this and their sensitivity to light are liabilities in the wild. Also included: examples of leucism and pastel color morphs.
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Turtle Porn
What is it about shoes that makes turtles so amorous?
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Turtle Fashion Tips
By turtles, for humans, out of pity for the mammalian state of being. We turtles have noticed that you humans still brave the outdoors despite your excessive hairiness and unfortunate lack of shells. This means you are strong despite your unsightliness; we therefore offer good-natured fashion advice to save you from unnecessary embarrassment.
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Tortoise Drum Solo
This little guy is hot on the heels of the piano-playing turtle. Maybe they can get together and start a band?
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The Best Of Baby Turtles II
Baby turtles: because looking at these guys will make you feel better than looking at Taylor Swift's nude pictures any day of the week. For the previous round of gratuitous baby turtle pics, click here.
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Turtle Plays Piano
Keyboard cat has competition, folks. Except maybe the tune is too disgustingly slow and sappy to offer any serious competition, which is exactly what I'd expect from a Box Turtle with a piano.
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