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The Best Of Baby Turtles II
Baby turtles: because looking at these guys will make you feel better than looking at Taylor Swift's nude pictures any day of the week. For the previous round of gratuitous baby turtle pics, click here.
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Turtle Plays Piano
Keyboard cat has competition, folks. Except maybe the tune is too disgustingly slow and sappy to offer any serious competition, which is exactly what I'd expect from a Box Turtle with a piano.
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Help Me Get Turtle Awards On BuzzFeed!
You know what this site needs? Turtle awards. Check out this post to find out how we can get them.
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The Hunchback Turtle
He may not have a smooth flat sexy shell, but this Quasimodo of the seas is one of the friendliest we've met. Definitely a turtle with lots of character.
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Monstrous Turtle Eats Watermelon
FYI, this is the wrong way to feed a snapper. Please cut their watermelons up for them even if they are capable of destroying them in a single snap. Anyway, I just can't get over that this turtle's head is bigger than mine. I've never hugged a turtle with a head that's bigger than mine.
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Turtles Do This Just To Mess With You
"Honey, why's the turtle stuck here?"
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Disapproving Turtles
These turtles know what you've done, and they're not happy with you.
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Baby Turtles Vs. Strawberries
Squirtle and Myrtle are two baby side-necked turtles living on a strawberry farm in Southeast Queensland, Australia, which is obviously the BEST POSSIBLE PLACE for baby turtles to live. Boy oh boy, are they going to nom the crap out of those berries...! (via Tort-Time and tiggerpuss)
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Chicken Rides Tortoise
All I need is 10 seconds of a chicken taking the tortoise taxi and I'm good for the day.
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Hipster Turtle
Well, of course he does.
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Turtle Arguments
Today's candidate for anger management therapy is this guy. No, not the turtle. The yelly rug-sensitive dude it lives with.
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Turtle Loves Pumpkin Pie
I don't understand the annoying chipmunk voice, but holy cute! Did you know pumpkin is a good natural dewormer for turtles? Hmm, maybe that makes this less cute.
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Anderson Cooper And Animals
Sorry Ryan Gosling, but you'll always be a distant second to this man. So you stopped a fight over art in NYC? Anderson saved a child from a Haitian riot.
Donna Dickens
Have You Seen This Tortoise?
I mean, I understand why his owner is upset. He seems like a very special tortoise.
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Ninja Nose, in Technicolor
After seeing the post about the greatest Tumblr of all time, we had to see it in color for full effect.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses
There will never be graffiti more creative and awesome than this. Hang it up, Banksy.
Tanner Greenring
Jedi Turtles
The Jedi kittens have obviously taken on padawans.
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Turtle Stands On Hind Legs
This is the beginning of the end, folks. Pretty soon this world will belong to the turtles. I, for one, can't wait.
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The Ultimate Nerd Guide To New York City
Here's a guide to New York City that's actually useful for once. Leave the boring old Empire State Building to the sad tourists who don't know where to find Spiderman's house. (HUGE thank you to all the awesome BuzzFeeders who contributed to this.*)
Jack Shepherd
Diaper Wearing Tortoise Is Lost
A tortoise wearing human diapers was found wandering around the Tochigi Prefecture in Japan. I want to say that I'm surprised, but I'm not.
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