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The Hunchback Turtle
He may not have a smooth flat sexy shell, but this Quasimodo of the seas is one of the friendliest we've met. Definitely a turtle with lots of character.
Monstrous Turtle Eats Watermelon
FYI, this is the wrong way to feed a snapper. Please cut their watermelons up for them even if they are capable of destroying them in a single snap. Anyway, I just can't get over that this turtle's head is bigger than mine. I've never hugged a turtle with a head that's bigger than mine.
Turtles Do This Just To Mess With You
"Honey, why's the turtle stuck here?"
Disapproving Turtles
These turtles know what you've done, and they're not happy with you.
Baby Turtles Vs. Strawberries
Squirtle and Myrtle are two baby side-necked turtles living on a strawberry farm in Southeast Queensland, Australia, which is obviously the BEST POSSIBLE PLACE for baby turtles to live. Boy oh boy, are they going to nom the crap out of those berries...! (via Tort-Time and tiggerpuss)
Chicken Rides Tortoise
All I need is 10 seconds of a chicken taking the tortoise taxi and I'm good for the day.
Hipster Turtle
Well, of course he does.
Turtle Arguments
Today's candidate for anger management therapy is this guy. No, not the turtle. The yelly rug-sensitive dude it lives with.
Turtle Loves Pumpkin Pie
I don't understand the annoying chipmunk voice, but holy cute! Did you know pumpkin is a good natural dewormer for turtles? Hmm, maybe that makes this less cute.
Anderson Cooper And Animals
Sorry Ryan Gosling, but you'll always be a distant second to this man. So you stopped a fight over art in NYC? Anderson saved a child from a Haitian riot.
Have You Seen This Tortoise?
I mean, I understand why his owner is upset. He seems like a very special tortoise.
Ninja Nose, in Technicolor
After seeing the post about the greatest Tumblr of all time, we had to see it in color for full effect.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses
There will never be graffiti more creative and awesome than this. Hang it up, Banksy.
Jedi Turtles
The Jedi kittens have obviously taken on padawans.
Turtle Stands On Hind Legs
This is the beginning of the end, folks. Pretty soon this world will belong to the turtles. I, for one, can't wait.
The Ultimate Nerd Guide To New York City
Here's a guide to New York City that's actually useful for once. Leave the boring old Empire State Building to the sad tourists who don't know where to find Spiderman's house. (HUGE thank you to all the awesome BuzzFeeders who contributed to this.*)
Diaper Wearing Tortoise Is Lost
A tortoise wearing human diapers was found wandering around the Tochigi Prefecture in Japan. I want to say that I'm surprised, but I'm not.
Toddler Tortoises Travel On Mom
Oh my God, that one looks like a tiny tortoise hat! I don't know how they got up there, but it sure is adorable.
TMNT's Casey Jones: A Fan Film
Here's a preview of short film director Polaris Banks's take on the origin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' hockey-playing vigilante pal.