Toddler Tortoises Travel On Mom
Oh my God, that one looks like a tiny tortoise hat! I don't know how they got up there, but it sure is adorable.
TMNT's Casey Jones: A Fan Film
Here's a preview of short film director Polaris Banks's take on the origin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' hockey-playing vigilante pal.
Turtle Razorbombing
Why? Because turtles can do anything.
How To Cuddle A Tortoise
What gets taller the more you rub it and deflates once you're done? Get your minds out of the gutter -- it's a tortoise, of course!
Epic Tortoise
I don't know about the rest of you, but this soundtrack plays in my head every time I see a tortoise.
Snapping Turtle On A Slide
After laying a clutch of eggs, this momma snapper decided to take the fun way home.
Turtles With Alcohol
Ever wonder who they make those little bottles of liquor for?
3D Printable Koopa Shell Racers
Every day there is a new reason to covet a 3-D printer. The whole racer, including wheels and gears are created from a single piece.
Daleks Chasing A Tortoise
You can't hide from Daleks at the Marriott. Not even if you're a tortoise.
Lady And The Tortoise
And they call it Bella Notte. This is a Disney sequel that only sounds good in theory.
Turtie Needs Work!
Steve Wolfhard has been drawing a series of Comics entitled Turtie Needs Work, about the jobs a turtle will take in a down economy.
The Search For The Bare-Bottomed Sea Tortoise
The Bare-Bottomed Sea Tortoise is the rarest of rare sea tortoises found in the Galapagos. Check out this amazing footage of a breeding pair laying eggs on the beach. You won't regret it. (via thesimplyoutrageous)
Hurricane Anticipation
So, I take it I'm not the only one going stir-crazy waiting for this hurricane to arrive...
Tortoise Chases Guy In Motorized Chair
This is probably the most intense chase you'll ever see.
Renaissance Tortoise Rides Again
I never get tired of footage of Angus the tortoise. I think it must be his kilt. It's hard to resist a tortoise in a kilt.
Indiana "Snapperfest" Is Turtle Torture
Snapperfest is a brutal "celebration" held annually at the Campshore Campground in Ohio County, Indiana and it needs to be stopped. Innocent snapping turtles are captured, swung by their tails and bashed against the ground as amusement. BuzzFeed, will you help me save some turtles?
Ninja Turtle Robs Wendy's In Wisconsin
Detectives in Marathon County, Wisconsin, have released this image in their continued investigation of an armed robbery at a Wendy's restaurant last week. Police are looking for a 5'10" male who was wearing a navy blue hooded sweatshirt and said Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ski mask. The assailant, accompanied by another man wearing a black ski mask, held the fast food employees at gunpoint while robbing them of their cash. No pizza, though. (via.)
The Turtle's Organs Dance
This performance is meant to promote ecological consciousness, but it's also a bit bewildering. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to get out of disembodied organs dancing around a 100 square meter sea turtle. But hey, you should go green anyway.
Real Life Koopa Paratroopa
Darick Maasen came up with this Taxidermied Koopa Paratroopa for an upcoming video game related art show. He is a bit creepy and a bit cute. (via The Uniblog)
50 Pictures Of Cross-Species Friendships
Nothing makes me go dawwww more than a friendship between two adorable animals from different species. (via The Uniblog) [Ed. Note: The orangutan leashing the dog looks so pleased with himself.]