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Tortoise Demolishes a Mini Jack-o-lantern!
looks tasty
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50 Really Happy Turtles
I dare you to grin wider than these guys.
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Strong Turtle Opens Door
Rumbero is a strong turtle
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This Turtle is So Drunk Right Now
I blame BuzzFeed. What a bunch of lushes.
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Happy Turtle Is Hungry
It’s a slow turtle day (isn’t it always?) so all I’ve got for you today is a seriously happy turtle enjoying his dinner. (via)
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Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles
Like Muppet Babies, with weapons!
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Tortoise On Halloween: "Meh."
What I learned from this video: 1. Jack-o-lantern innards can double as tortoise food. 2. Tortoises only care about Halloween decorations insofar as they’re edible. (via)
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Abraham Gets Stuck
Abraham the tortoise has a problem weighing heavily upon him. And I mean this literally, because he’s managed to get a plastic tub stuck on his back. No worries, though. He can get it off himself, it’s just going to take a while… (via)
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Tortoise Just Won't Go
Here’s a fairly hilarious newscast of zoo employees trying to convince a really stubborn tortoise to leave his hut. If I weighed 464 pounds I wouldn’t let anyone move me either. (via)
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Tortoise Wants a Ride
Children today are pretty spoiled. I really wanted one of these mini motorized cars when I was younger, but never got one. You should totally let that tortoise have a turn, kid. I know how he feels. (via)
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Flipping Over a Turtle
Turtles have difficulty breathing when they’re flipped on their back. This is the only safe way to flip over a turtle. (via)
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My Favorite Guest at NYCC
Was a turtle. What? (via)
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Turtle Wants to Sit in Your Lap
When Sam the turtle sees an empty lap, there’s no stopping him from crawling into it. (via)
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The Tortoise Elevator
Apparently, the tortoise in this video has a bad habit of trying to escape his enclosure by climbing over the wall. So to keep the tortoise from falling and hurting himself, his owner devised a really clever elevator to get him to the ground safely. See, physics is useful! (via)
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Tortoise Eats Pumpkin
I will never get tired of videos of tortoises eating. This time the nomming is in the spirit of the season! (via)
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Turtle and Tortoise With Handles
Earth to selfish idiots: turtles and tortoises' shells are part of their skeleton. Drilling holes to attach handles will hurt them. Thankfully, these two have been rescued from their former owner. Still, I don't suppose we could get 4chan on this, could we? (via)
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Child Rides Tortoise
AND the kid is steering with a piece of lettuce. Doesn't this only work in cartoons? (via)
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Little Turtle Dance
I’m totally convinced that turtles practice their dance moves when humans aren’t around. This guy’s too young to realize he’s giving away trade secrets! (via)
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This Here is a Gopher
I know what you're thinking and NO its not a turtle [Vernon Florida 1982]
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Excited Turtles!
There's nothing more heartwarming than a turtle that's happy to see you! (Via)
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