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Tortoise Chases Raccoon Out of Yard
Keep your backyard clear of unwanted wildlife with a Sulcata Tortoise. (via reddit)
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Tortoise Not Dancing to "Satisfaction"
Apparently, not all Chelonians like to dance.
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Turtle Trying to Skateboard On a Skateboard
Turtles: still good at being meta.
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September is Itty Bitty Turtle Time
Public Service Announcement: In North America, September is prime hatching season. Be careful not to step on any of the coin-sized turtles trying to make their way to water -- like this adorable little guy!
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Emoticon Faces Acted Out by Turtles
Turtles and tortoises are very expressive, despite lacking lips.
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Home Protection 101
Professional burglars are used to dealing with dogs. If you want to keep your house safe, the trick is to keep the nogoodniks guessing.
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Tortoise Bullies Cats
No tails are safe with this tortoise around.
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The Beach is Full of Fail
I don't know what's the worst part of this video. That the turtle flips itself onto its back while scaling a wall of coral, or that the guy who runs to help the turtle manages to moon the camera in the process. I'll leave it to you guys to decide.
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Flying Sea Turtles
No, no one's holding them up. I don't see any hands. What are you talking about?
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How to Tell if You're in Love
Oh, the agony of heartbreak.
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The Turtle Roll
Do people still Rick Roll? Because turtle rolling is so much better. Even if you don't plan to prank your friends, the turtle is still pretty cute.
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Snapping Turtle Senses Food
It is a little known fact that most turtle shells are equipped with hi-tech food tracking devices.
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Cleto Meets Pete
Dogs don't have any manners.
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Asthmatic Turtle
Just a day in the life of an ordinary reptile suffering from asthma.
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Man Throws Tortoise in Wheelie Bin
Ah, sweet parody.
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Turtle Rejects Cat
This is revenge for this.
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Turtle Gets a New Tubmate
The description of this video says these turtles are taking "baths" (yeah, I don't know either) and one turtle isn't particularly satisfied with her tubmate. So she moves. And it's kind of cute.
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Meta
It's a turtle wearing a turtle neck sweater. I think my brain just exploded.
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Just Another Turtle to You
When turtles sing protest songs you should listen.
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Yogurt Transforms Tortoise
This is a South African advertisement for dairy products. Personally, I'm a bit scared to eat yogurt after seeing this. Shedding part of your skeleton is not the best way to lose weight.
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