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A Tortoise Romance

Love at first sight is a wonderful event to witness, especially when it involves giant reptiles. This video documents the budding relationship between Diva the tortoise and her new husband. Warning: some scenes may be inappropriate for small children and people tired of hearing the squeaky tortoise sex noise.

Turtle Mice!

See, I always thought mice looked more like turtles. Apparently, someone agreed with me. You can purchase these cute little guys from USB Fever for $11.99. (via CrunchGear)

The Garlic War

If you're going to hang garlic an inch from the floor, be prepared for a belligerent Reeves Turtle to attack it. Luckily, playing with the reptile in question will usually distract it long enough to recover the garlic.