Turtle Rejects Cat
This is revenge for this.
Turtle Gets a New Tubmate
The description of this video says these turtles are taking "baths" (yeah, I don't know either) and one turtle isn't particularly satisfied with her tubmate. So she moves. And it's kind of cute.
Meta
It's a turtle wearing a turtle neck sweater. I think my brain just exploded.
Just Another Turtle to You
When turtles sing protest songs you should listen.
Yogurt Transforms Tortoise
This is a South African advertisement for dairy products. Personally, I'm a bit scared to eat yogurt after seeing this. Shedding part of your skeleton is not the best way to lose weight.
Something Sinister is Afoot in Warwickshire
I've become an outlaw! According to these signs, the Crown doesn't look too kindly upon turtle lovers. But if loving turtles is wrong, I don't want to be right. Photos taken by Rowan72 during the Sterling Renaissance Festival.
A Tortoise Romance
Love at first sight is a wonderful event to witness, especially when it involves giant reptiles. This video documents the budding relationship between Diva the tortoise and her new husband. Warning: some scenes may be inappropriate for small children and people tired of hearing the squeaky tortoise sex noise.
Turtle Needs Motivation
You could be a world champion cheerleader and be offering the tastiest bread ever baked, but a Snapping Turtle is still going to do things at his own pace.
Turtle Mice!
See, I always thought mice looked more like turtles. Apparently, someone agreed with me. You can purchase these cute little guys from USB Fever for $11.99. (via CrunchGear)
The Garlic War
If you're going to hang garlic an inch from the floor, be prepared for a belligerent Reeves Turtle to attack it. Luckily, playing with the reptile in question will usually distract it long enough to recover the garlic.
Tortoise Takes a Trip
...Down the stairs, this is. You're doing it wrong, buddy.
King Koopa-style Skeleton Found
A bizarre type of giant turtle thought to have gone extinct 50,000 years ago survived until recently on at least one small Pacific island. (via.)
Cyclops Turtle
I expect this little guy to head up the Uncanny X-Turtles.
The Luckiest Butterfly Ever
Some context: right before this video started, a dragonfly attacked a passing butterfly and the two tumbled into the creek.
Turtle Discovers Crayola
Can I be honest with you here? This is just a video of an especially cute Red Eared Slider that can't figure out if it wants to eat a crayon. But it's good stuff.
Baby Cuddles Turtle
Why is there a giant turtle in this baby's crib? Oh well. At least they appear to be friends.
Pigeons Don't Know How to Share
Give a poor turtle a break, you greedy birds!
The Turtle Neck
This Carlton Natural ad demonstrates why humans would be so much better if they were turtles. (via tortoiseblog)
Teeny Tiny Tortoise's First Noms
There's something charming about watching a baby tortoise eat. In this case, the tortoise's cute factor is heightened by being just slow enough to miss the bite he was aiming for.
Tortoise Pushes Tortoise
One tortoise is very determined. The other is unflappable. The result? A very strange video!