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BP to Stop Burning Turtles Alive

Well, when I first posted about BP killing endangered turtles in their controlled burns I wasn't sure anything would come of it. But earlier today, BP and the Coast Guard settled the lawsuit brought against them for harming endangered species. BP has agreed to halt burns for a week, and to clear burn boxes of sea turtles before setting them on fire. To everyone who shared the initial story, give yourself a pat on the back. You saved some turtles!

The Tortoise Butler

I guess the recent trend of making tortoises taxi around strange animals has prompted tortoise owners to employ their pets as the domestic help. Meet Fred, the tortoise butler. He's happy to bring you the newest issue of Style and he won't comment on your poor taste in magazines in the process.

The Man from T.U.R.T.L.E.

All this business with spies lately has prompted the government to refocus its attention on Chrysemys picta, the Painted Turtle. This small, seemingly unassuming creature is semi-aquatic, making it capable of launching devastating amphibious assaults without warning. Luckily, the Man from T.U.R.T.L.E. is on the trail of this potential agitator.

Patriotic Turtle is Patriotic

Patriotic Turtle is so patriotic it knows that the Continental Congress really voted for independence from Britain on July 2nd. It also knows the Declaration of Independence wasn't signed until August 2nd. Those of you who only celebrate the 4th aren't as patriotic as Patriotic Turtle.

The Shyest Sunbathers

Softshell turtles love to stretch out in the sun and bask. But they hate being watched. If they spy a stranger, they'll bury themselves in the mud faster than you can say "Prisencolinensinainciusol." Although, I never could figure out how to pronounce that.

Help Turtles, Get Pretty Drawings

The Ripple Sketch blog offers artwork in exchange for ten dollar donations to non-profits helping animals affected by the oil spill. All you have to do is send proof of your donation to Ripple, and they'll send you the card of your choice. Of course, if you have some skill at drawing, they're looking for artists to donate artwork too. The image featured here is by DeviantART user camartin.

I Stopped for a Turtle This Morning

I brake for turtles because it's the least I can do. Humans destroy turtles' habitats and continue to harvest the eggs and meat of dwindling species. So when you see a turtle in the road, take that extra moment to help him cross safely. This video is heartbreaking. It is not recommended for those easily upset by graphic images.

Turtle Writes to BP

The news about BP killing sea turtles in the controlled burns really upset my Red Eared Slider. Turtles aren't allowed to sign the petition against it, so she decided to write BP a letter instead.