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Why Taylor Swift is the One Pop Star to Rule Them All
Yes, we've all caught a little case of the Beeb fever. But let's not forget that a Taylor Swift love is one that will last. Here's 13 reasons why:
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Giddyup!
Someone animated an old photograph of a child riding a tortoise, with hilarious results.
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Slow and Steady...
When Aesop said the hare was lazy, I didn't quite get how lazy until just now.
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Ninjas in a Nutshell
Aside from the distinctively colored bandannas, choice of weapons, and the little letter on the belt buckle, the best way to tell the Ninja Turtles apart is by their personalities. Here's a handy graphic that concisely sums up each turtle's "type."
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The Original Turtle Fence Speech
In case you were curious about the context of the "turtle fence" analogy set to music in the latest Auto-Tune the News, here you go. Personally, I think we need to invest more money to protect Michigan's turtles.
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HOW TO: Eat Like A Tortoise
It's quite simple really. They key is enjoying the fruits of your labor.
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Hatching of a Mojave Desert Tortoise
Baby tortoises are adorable. Who wants to see some cute little guys hatch?
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Does Justin Bieber Like Turtles?
One little turtle is asking what every Chelonian on the planet is dying to know: does Justin Bieber like turtles? Thus far, he's been unsuccessful in soliciting a response from the teen idol, but he hopes that Justin will tweet back an answer soon. If you want to help, you can retweet his plea in support.
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Sticky Ninja Turtle
Someone got creative with his used gum wads.
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The Turtle's Perfect Foil? The Bear
Two complete opposites, yet both silent competitors with cats and dogs for Internet supremacy. Together, they can take over the world...or at least the Internet. Thumbnail via Flickr
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Sexy Turtule
Everything looks better with wonderbra.
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20 Awesome Ninja Turtle Facts
Who was that masked man? He was amazingly informative, if a little bit creepy. Still, he knows a surprising amount about the Ninja Turtles, so I'm pretty sure we could be friends.
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The Adventures of Super Tortoise
This is epic. At first, the dog is at the mercy of the Bully Tortoise. But out of nowhere, Super Tortoise comes along to save the day!
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iPod: Not Just for People
Apple's interspecies sensitivity is the reason why turtles overwhelmingly purchase their products.
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12 Angry Turtles
Even turtles have bad days. Here's a collection of pictures depicting the best grumpy turtle faces.
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What Turtles Are Made Of
New scientific findings suggest that Turtles are in fact made of cats. Therefore they are the Internet.
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Levitating Tortoise
Did you know that tortoises can levitate? No, no. He's doing this all on his own. I don't see anyone helping him.
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The Anthropomorphic Garden
You are what you eat.
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Tortoise Flash!
And now we know why the hare lost.
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Hidden Treasures Await!
Wait, no! These are all rumors! Although, I did hear that Justin Bieber and Bill Murray encourage binge drinking.
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