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The Video Game Bosses' Lament
Various video game bosses lecture to their subordinates about their incredibly poor performance at stopping just ONE guy. Poor henchmen. Even after being beaten silly by someone like Mario or Sonic, they have to have a stressful office meeting with their dick boss about it.
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How to Do the "Awkward Turtle"
An amateur's guide to the trendiest hand gesture ever.
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Turtle Kisses!
Everyone loves a turtle. Well, except I Hate Turtles! But there's something wrong with that guy.
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Crafty xkcd Comic
My favorite xkcd comic has been made manifest in felt and embroidery floss. Huzzah!
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Turtle Chases Car
...but predictably, doesn't catch it.
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Michael Jackson Reborn As a Sea Turtle
I guess I wouldn't mind coming back as a sea turtle either.
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Apple Fail
A tortoise tries to eat an apple, but fails. To be honest, the apple is pretty freaky.
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Turtles in a Macintosh
What will Apple think of next?
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Urban Turtles
Due to hyper-development of turtle-friendly habitats, Chelonians of all shapes and sizes have been forced to adjust to city life.
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What I Did Today
I went to Central Park and saw a turtle in a tree. True story.
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Turtle Crossing
"'Scuse me, Mr. Duck, but you're blocking my way."
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Still Life With Turtle, Lettuce, and Marigolds
This picture demonstrates that turtles can pose with random objects and still look cute.
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See, Lettuce Isn't So Bad!
After a long talk with a tortoise, this cat decided to give being a vegetarian a shot.
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My Little Michelangelo
AKA Teenage Mutant Ninja Pony. Created by deviantART user AnimeAmy.
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Slow and Steady Wins the Race
But seriously, turtles are always winners.
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Turtles Make Everything Better
Do you know what makes a cute kitten even cuter? A turtleneck.
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Real Ninja Turtle
A real ninja turtle has a mean flying kick.
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Scaredy-Turtle
Someone be sure to let this little fellow know when it's safe to come out of his shell.
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Real Life Bowser ( Super Mario)
How Bowser would look like if he would be a real animal. by illustrator Marcus Blättermann.
Mathieu S.
Adorable Breath Mints
True to the slogan, these Tic Tacs are indeed "refreshing little lifts." Aren't they cute?
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