OMG STRAWBERRY!
This oldie but goodie seems to be making another trip around the net. If you didn't get acquainted the first time around, meet the world's most excited turtle.
Cute Turtle Inspired Food
A collection of adorable turtles that are good enough to eat!
The Girtle
Part giraffe, part turtle, the 2010 girtle model comes with a year's subscription to satellite radio. Vroom vroom?
Zodiac Crayons
An incredible amount of time must have gone into carving these crayons to look like the animals of the Chinese Zodiac.
Birth of a Ninja Turtle
Add a little toxic ooze to a turtle egg, and voila! Instant ninja. (Thanks, Ash!)
Ninja Turtle Shell Backpack
These AMAZING backpacks are for sale at Hot Topic. Darn you, Bwgan! Now I need to make a trip to the mall. (via the daily what).
Traitor!
Raphael, Michelangelo, and Leonardo don't approve of Donatello's new health food kick.
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Build that turtle fence!
The Awesome Fun Turtle!
Like all turtles, he's so awesome and fun!
Stick Ninja Turtles
Everybody sing! "They're turtles in a half-shell, and they're... stickish."
Pac Man 2010
The newest Pac Man game features some celebrity guests; they're not afraid of no ghosts.
Turtle Or Garbage?
Is it a turtle? Or is it garbage? turtleorgarbage.com probes one of the most intense mysteries of the twenty-first century. You can also follow the highlights of the debate on twitter.
Cootchie Cootchie Coo!
This baby doesn't understand how lucky he is to be held by this caliber of celebrity. (Thanks, Ash!)
Avatar Cat
When they avatarize a turtle, we'll know they've avatarized the entire Internet.
The Ultimate CAPTCHA
This is designed to catch the most advanced replicant.
Let Me Out!
This Abyssinian Tortoise can't wait to get out of his egg. (via Ash)
TMNT Inspiration
Newly-found research suggests that bandana masks were popular in Renaissance Italy, allowing researchers to better understand the inspiration for late 20th century reptilian fashion.
Microsoft Turtle Phone
These days, the Microsoft Turtle phone is looking pretty slick. I think I prefer the original prototype, shown here. (Thanks, Nick!)
The Turtle Rodeo
A woman dives in the water to wrangle a sea turtle. No worries, she's part of an expedition collecting scientific data.
U. F. C. (Unidentified Floating Cutie)
I bet that you don't know what this thing is and you still think that it's cute.