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Let Me Out!
This Abyssinian Tortoise can't wait to get out of his egg. (via Ash)
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TMNT Inspiration
Newly-found research suggests that bandana masks were popular in Renaissance Italy, allowing researchers to better understand the inspiration for late 20th century reptilian fashion.
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Microsoft Turtle Phone
These days, the Microsoft Turtle phone is looking pretty slick. I think I prefer the original prototype, shown here. (Thanks, Nick!)
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The Turtle Rodeo
A woman dives in the water to wrangle a sea turtle. No worries, she's part of an expedition collecting scientific data.
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U. F. C. (Unidentified Floating Cutie)
I bet that you don't know what this thing is and you still think that it's cute.
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Live Cute Turtles!
The Loggerhead Marinelife Hospital launched their new sea turtle cam today. The Turtle Cam allows internet users to check in on their favorite patients-in-residence as they're cared for by the staff. And now I will resist making the obvious webcam joke. (Via)
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The Best of All Possible Worlds
We all knew this was coming, right?
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Vintage Nestle Turtles Commercial
Is it just me, or is the guy at :11 Zombie Kid's grandfather?
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The Secret of Evolution
A little known fact about Darwin: some of the finer points of The Origin of Species were discovered only after his wife Emma brought Squirtles to his attention.
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Oh Snap!
A fish learns an important lesson about snapping turtle anatomy.
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Funny Money
I never get tired of "artistic reinterpretations" of American money. This pair of bills is my personal favorite, though.
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The Water Scooter
Mr. Crocodile is demonstrating the latest in environmentally safe fresh-water transportation. I admit, this is my preferred method of travel.
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Let's Make Each Other Lame Valentines!
The more awful/awesome the better! If you don't have a specific Buzzfeed crush, either give one to the last person who posted or make one for a celebrity/cat. It's really up to you!
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Fallout Boy
Jon Stewart addresses Iran's recent announcement that they are now a nuclear state. He also exposes my secret plans for world domination.
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Florence Henderson and Muppets Sing "Happy Together"
I give you the best cover EVER of "Happy Together" by the Turtles. Happy Valentine's Day, Buzzfeed!
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Hug E Gram
Boy, oh boy! Not only can I send my Valentine a hugging device, but if I order now I can get FREE EVERLASTING ROSES too. Ain't science grand?
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Bacon and Cheese Turtleburgers
No worries, turtle fans; these are only replicas of turtles. For more information on these disgusting-yet-creative concoctions and others like them, check out thisiswhyyourefat.com.
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TMNT Volkswagen Bus
The Volo Auto Museum in Chicago is proudly displaying the geekest vehicle ever: a working replica of the Ninja Turtle's preferred transport. (Thanks, Ash!)
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Get This Turtle Some Coffee!
This baby turtle is most definitely not a morning turtle.
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Happy Turtle is Happy
...Maybe a bit too happy.
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