Hip Hop Tortoise
This tortoise likes hip hop and grapes, but he's not so good at eating grapes.
Ain't No Sunshine
Heartbreaking interspecies love.
Ninja Turtle Origins
The origin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Apparently, being teenage was totally natural. Everything else? Not so much.
Desert Tortoises Vs. Solar Energy
Roughly two dozen endangered tortoises are holding up the construction of a major solar energy complex. Personally, I side with the tortoises.
Turtle Time Lapse
This video is for all of you who like watching turtles but cannot deal with how slow they are.
Fish Vs. Turtle
From National Geographic, Cichlids defend their young from a wandering turtle. Personally, I think the fish are just being bullies. Does that turtle even look hungry to you?
Peggy's Best of 2009
All these good things put together cancel out one bad thing (crabcore), resulting in 2009 being a pretty all right year.
UNACCEPTABLE!
Turtles are a judgmental lot.
Tchompy the Sea Turtle Goes Home
Tchompy, a Loggerhead Sea Turtle, was released back into the wild after surgery and almost two years of extensive physical therapy. In 2008, Tchompy was found tangled in a fishing net, with one fin amputated, and the other badly damaged.
2010 is the Year of the Turtle
Someone just sent me a site for Zoroastrian horoscopes to show me that 2010 is the year of the turtle. The site says Ivan the Terrible was born in a turtle year. But hey, isn't every year a turtle year?
Cute Enough to Eat
Blue Cupcake makes some of the CUTEST cupcakes I've ever seen. Don't believe me? Check out their photostream.
The Flying Turtle
I'm pretty sure that this is a tortoise and it's not actually flying, but perhaps these are minor quibbles given the video's overall awesomeness.
Buzzfeed Demands Turtles
I am responsible for only one of these posts, I swear.
Your Turtle Needs Therapy
I am happy to report that I have never experienced this particular problem with any of my turtles.
Turtle Differences
On behalf of real turtles everywhere, I'd just like to point out that real turtles DO engage in racing, but it happens in secret and involves roller skates and rocket packs.
The Best Trailer Mash-Ups Of All Time
Avatar + Ferngully, you guys.
Steampunk Turtle
The guys at Crabfu Steamworks make steampunk inspired creatures. My personal favorite (of course) is the steam turtle. But can it beat the steam rabbit in a race?
Turtle is Happy to See You
There's really nothing special about this video except the gratuitous turtle smiling. And personally, that's enough for me.
The Return of Laser Turtle
His acting technique was revolutionary. His presence ...overwhelming.
Disapproving Turtle
He disapproves.