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The Kardashians' Holiday Card Collection
The Kardashians' are apparently/obviously really into big budget holiday card photo shoots. My favorite is the motorcycle one, but there's definitely something to be said about the insane photoshop in the latest one. Seacrest out!
Matt Stopera
Amazing Turtle Shirt
It Goes to 11 blogs about some pretty awesome turtle gear, including this shirt by Mediocore Clothing. (P.S., they're not mediocre!)
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Dog Wearing Turtle Slippers
How cute are these boots?
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Naked Legolas
This isn't turtle related. I considered forcing a turtle to watch this in order to justify posting it, but in the end I figured someone would bring me up on charges of animal cruelty if I did.
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Tortoises "Having Fun" in Athens
So, the grandparents are taking the grandkids out for a walk in Athens when they come across a pair of Greek Tortoises. And look, the tortoises are having so much fun! Oh, and look, they're playing piggyback! The one on top seems especially...er...happy. (Does no one realize what's going on here?)
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Diving Santas Visit Sea Turtles
Sea turtles world wide made Santa's "nice" list this year.
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Aussie Scientists Find Coconut-Carrying Octopus
Is it just me, or does an octopus that carries a shell on its back sound a lot like a turtle wannabe?
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Two Heads Are More Snappy Than One
Contrary to popular perception, "two headed" turtles are not a single turtle with two heads, but a pair of conjoined twins. I wonder if these guys have two times the bottomless pit of a stomach that a normal turtle has?
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Turtle Flatulence Forces Aquarium Staff to Drain Tanks
Did you know that brussel sprouts make sea turtles gassy? The sea turtles at Great Yarmouth Sea Life Centre passed so much gas after eating brussel sprouts that the bubbles set off the overflow alarms, ultimately forcing aquarium staff to drain 250,000 liters of water from their tank. Oops.
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Master Splinter Sings the 12 Days of Christmas
Here's another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Christmas Carol. This one's got karaoke subs in case you want to sing along with Splinter! Everyone now: "On the first day of Christmas, the Turtles gave to me...."
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Alligator Vs. Turtle
OH NO OH NO OH NO...oh. P.S. No turtles were harmed in the making of this video...!
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The Necky
Part turtleneck, part bib and part dog Snuggie; the Necky is the latest in idiotic infomercial fashion. (via buynecky.com)
Dino Ignacio
Secret Google Counter
Oh, the things you find when a turtle traipses across your keyboard.
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Pancake Tortoise
Breakfast imitates life. It's so cute, I kind of want to eat it. From The Pancake Project, which is chock full of creative breakfast foods.
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Road Turtle
See video for explanation as to why they build special tunnels for turtle traffic.
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TMNT Vs. Rambo: The Movie
Ninja Turtles and Rambo in one movie? How could you possibly go wrong?
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Not Evil, Just Misunderstood
Poor, sad, I Hate Turtles! His unrequited love makes him say such silly things. Pity him, but don't judge him.
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Stalk Stephen Colbert's "Daughter"
Remember Stephanie Colburtle, the turtle named for Stephen Colbert? The lovely people at Tagging of Pacific Predators (TOPP) have made it so you can know what she's doing AT ALL TIMES. You can also install a widget and BROADCAST WHAT SHE'S DOING TO THE WORLD. Oh, and you can keep an eye on the status of some less famous turtles too.
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Adoptable Turtle Widget
Now you can have an interactive cartoon turtle for your webpage. Ideal for those who love turtles but don't have the patience to clean out 75 gallon tanks with a toothbrush. Name him, claim him, and pick a shell color! Just check out the source!
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Tortoise to Mirror: Screw YOU!
This tortoise is not eager to share space with his reflection.
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