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Not Evil, Just Misunderstood
Poor, sad, I Hate Turtles! His unrequited love makes him say such silly things. Pity him, but don't judge him.
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Stalk Stephen Colbert's "Daughter"
Remember Stephanie Colburtle, the turtle named for Stephen Colbert? The lovely people at Tagging of Pacific Predators (TOPP) have made it so you can know what she's doing AT ALL TIMES. You can also install a widget and BROADCAST WHAT SHE'S DOING TO THE WORLD. Oh, and you can keep an eye on the status of some less famous turtles too.
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Adoptable Turtle Widget
Now you can have an interactive cartoon turtle for your webpage. Ideal for those who love turtles but don't have the patience to clean out 75 gallon tanks with a toothbrush. Name him, claim him, and pick a shell color! Just check out the source!
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Tortoise to Mirror: Screw YOU!
This tortoise is not eager to share space with his reflection.
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Ninja Turtles Sing Deck the Halls
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sing Deck the Halls, reggae style.
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Remember Walkie Bits?
Zhu Zhu hamsters, you have NOTHING on Walkie Bit turtles! Be smart, and get your kids the superior electronic pet for the holidays.
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Watch Out, Turtles Can Jump
Never come between a snapping turtle and its beloved oak leaf.
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Bottle Feeding Koi Fish
I would bottle feed my turtles to keep the tank clean, but alas, they lack the ability to suck. I wonder if can replace my aquatic vacuum with a giant Koi fish, though...
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish!
From River Monsters on Animal Planet: a giant soft-shell turtle surprises host Jeremy Wade while fishing for catfish.
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Feeding Wild Turtles
Foolish humans. All your chicken tenders are belong to the turtles.
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Turtle REVENGE
This video is short, but poignant.
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Duck and Cover!
This video could save your life! Bert the turtle teaches New York school children how to duck and cover in case of atomic bomb raids. Because in the 50s, everyone knew that turtles had magical radiation-defying properties that children could mimic.
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Giant Sea Turtle Mourns Its Mate
Kuhina, a giant sea turtle, mourns the loss of his mate, Honey Girl, by spending hours in front of her memorial staring at her picture. The link includes a very sad news broadcast of the incident.
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Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Song
Listen to this song once, and it'll be stuck in your head. Luckily, it's easy to remember the words.
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Breakdancing Turtle
No one does the turtle better than a turtle.
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Reservoir Dogs Plus Ninja Turtles ...
Greatest mashup ever.
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Hungry Turtles
Can't keep turtles in the house? These virtual turtles behave just like real ones. They follow you around until you click to give them food, and they're never EVER full...!
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Attention Gaming Nerds!
This turtle's D20 is bigger than your D20. 'Nuff said.
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The Reason to Put a Lock on Your Liquor Cabinet
It's bad news when snapping turtles get into the Jack.
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World's Fastest Turtle
I think that was Donatello.
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