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Watch Out, Turtles Can Jump
Never come between a snapping turtle and its beloved oak leaf.
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Bottle Feeding Koi Fish
I would bottle feed my turtles to keep the tank clean, but alas, they lack the ability to suck. I wonder if can replace my aquatic vacuum with a giant Koi fish, though...
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish!
From River Monsters on Animal Planet: a giant soft-shell turtle surprises host Jeremy Wade while fishing for catfish.
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Feeding Wild Turtles
Foolish humans. All your chicken tenders are belong to the turtles.
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Turtle REVENGE
This video is short, but poignant.
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Duck and Cover!
This video could save your life! Bert the turtle teaches New York school children how to duck and cover in case of atomic bomb raids. Because in the 50s, everyone knew that turtles had magical radiation-defying properties that children could mimic.
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Giant Sea Turtle Mourns Its Mate
Kuhina, a giant sea turtle, mourns the loss of his mate, Honey Girl, by spending hours in front of her memorial staring at her picture. The link includes a very sad news broadcast of the incident.
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Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Song
Listen to this song once, and it'll be stuck in your head. Luckily, it's easy to remember the words.
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Breakdancing Turtle
No one does the turtle better than a turtle.
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Reservoir Dogs Plus Ninja Turtles ...
Greatest mashup ever.
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Hungry Turtles
Can't keep turtles in the house? These virtual turtles behave just like real ones. They follow you around until you click to give them food, and they're never EVER full...!
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Attention Gaming Nerds!
This turtle's D20 is bigger than your D20. 'Nuff said.
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The Reason to Put a Lock on Your Liquor Cabinet
It's bad news when snapping turtles get into the Jack.
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World's Fastest Turtle
I think that was Donatello.
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We Wish You A Turtles Christmas
Hey, Halloween is over. I can start shilling for Christmas, right?
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Halloween Candy Protection
Don't you hate it when you tell trick-or-treaters to TAKE JUST ONE candy bar, but they end up running off with half the bowl? Here's a solution: hide a mini snapping turtle in your mini Snickers, and no one will be double dipping into your Halloween candy ever again!
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The Only Way to Ride
Before sports cars and motorcycles, this was how all the cool kids got to school.
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Koopa Troopa War Rally
A million Koopa supporters turn out to support the koopa troopa army! Sure, it looks like only one, but the other 999,999 are just spread out.
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Domokun and a Snapping Turtle
Because I dare you to find a better combination of scary/cute creatures than Domokun and a baby snapping turtle.
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Reptilicus Remixed
You know those little turtles you can get as pets? If you feed them, they get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Sometimes if you feed them too much, they get angry and attempt world domination. Let this video be a lesson, and don't over feed your pet turtles, folks.
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