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Attention Gaming Nerds!
This turtle's D20 is bigger than your D20. 'Nuff said.
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The Reason to Put a Lock on Your Liquor Cabinet
It's bad news when snapping turtles get into the Jack.
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World's Fastest Turtle
I think that was Donatello.
Wingbat
We Wish You A Turtles Christmas
Hey, Halloween is over. I can start shilling for Christmas, right?
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Halloween Candy Protection
Don't you hate it when you tell trick-or-treaters to TAKE JUST ONE candy bar, but they end up running off with half the bowl? Here's a solution: hide a mini snapping turtle in your mini Snickers, and no one will be double dipping into your Halloween candy ever again!
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The Only Way to Ride
Before sports cars and motorcycles, this was how all the cool kids got to school.
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Koopa Troopa War Rally
A million Koopa supporters turn out to support the koopa troopa army! Sure, it looks like only one, but the other 999,999 are just spread out.
Ash
Domokun and a Snapping Turtle
Because I dare you to find a better combination of scary/cute creatures than Domokun and a baby snapping turtle.
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Reptilicus Remixed
You know those little turtles you can get as pets? If you feed them, they get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Sometimes if you feed them too much, they get angry and attempt world domination. Let this video be a lesson, and don't over feed your pet turtles, folks.
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Skateboarding Tortoise
Chelonians can pretty much do anything. This guy apparently can start and stop a skateboard by himself.
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TORTOISE FIGHT!
The tortoise would have bullied the guy with the camera if he had waited around any longer.
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Turtle Loves Wok
This is a short, poignant story about a reptile and the cooking implement he came to love.
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Tortoise Pays Homage to Michael Jackson
This tortoise must have been really sad when Michael Jackson died, because this is the most elaborate stage tribute I've ever seen by a reptile. Watch for the moonwalk!
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Little Turtle Walks in Circles
He starts off slow, but then gets intense! Go little turtle!
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Ninja Turtle Snuggie Rap
This was just your normal video of girls on Youtube lipsynching and dancing to a rap song, until it involved TMNT Snuggies. They make Ninja Turtle Snuggies?
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A Day at the Turtle Races
Ah, turtles. They're not really slow, you see. Mostly, they just like to mess with you. Especially when they know you're betting on them.
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Turtle in a Dryer Tube
Youtube says: "We heard some scratching behind the dryer and notice the silver tubing that connects to the outside was moving. When we opened it up we found the turtle inside." I've never seen a turtle coated in dryer lint before.
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The Turtle is Knit
I don't know who has time to knit super adorable animals, let alone make videos about them, but I suppose one answer would be: "Not me."
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Noodles in the Turtle Tank
From Yahoo Video: "When a kid puts noodles in the turtle tank, he explains he needed the noodle container for flowers. This begins a series of inquiries about moving various items, and ends with a very stunned mom."
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Turtles Can Climb
This may be bad news if you're afraid of Snapping Turtles.
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