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Reptilicus Remixed
You know those little turtles you can get as pets? If you feed them, they get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. Sometimes if you feed them too much, they get angry and attempt world domination. Let this video be a lesson, and don't over feed your pet turtles, folks.
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Skateboarding Tortoise
Chelonians can pretty much do anything. This guy apparently can start and stop a skateboard by himself.
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TORTOISE FIGHT!
The tortoise would have bullied the guy with the camera if he had waited around any longer.
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Turtle Loves Wok
This is a short, poignant story about a reptile and the cooking implement he came to love.
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Tortoise Pays Homage to Michael Jackson
This tortoise must have been really sad when Michael Jackson died, because this is the most elaborate stage tribute I've ever seen by a reptile. Watch for the moonwalk!
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Little Turtle Walks in Circles
He starts off slow, but then gets intense! Go little turtle!
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Ninja Turtle Snuggie Rap
This was just your normal video of girls on Youtube lipsynching and dancing to a rap song, until it involved TMNT Snuggies. They make Ninja Turtle Snuggies?
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A Day at the Turtle Races
Ah, turtles. They're not really slow, you see. Mostly, they just like to mess with you. Especially when they know you're betting on them.
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Turtle in a Dryer Tube
Youtube says: "We heard some scratching behind the dryer and notice the silver tubing that connects to the outside was moving. When we opened it up we found the turtle inside." I've never seen a turtle coated in dryer lint before.
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The Turtle is Knit
I don't know who has time to knit super adorable animals, let alone make videos about them, but I suppose one answer would be: "Not me."
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Noodles in the Turtle Tank
From Yahoo Video: "When a kid puts noodles in the turtle tank, he explains he needed the noodle container for flowers. This begins a series of inquiries about moving various items, and ends with a very stunned mom."
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Turtles Can Climb
This may be bad news if you're afraid of Snapping Turtles.
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Audi Turtle Advertising
As these baby sea turtles run for the sea, they're attacked by hungry gulls. Audi, however, wants to remind us that some sea turtles are smarter than others. Oh, and birds are jerks. Maybe they also want you to buy a car, but I'm pretty sure this is mostly about turtles.
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Turtle Harrassed by Ladybugs
This little turtle made some friends today, except I'm not sure that he likes them very much. Hey ladybugs, why won't you leave the poor turtle alone? From http://www.twitter.com/turtlefeed/
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Glenn Beck Turtle Remix
So apparently, I wasn't the only one who noticed that there are a lot of clips about Glenn Beck and turtles on Youtube. Someone decided to remix them into a creepy little video.
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Kitties, Puppies, and Baby Turtles (part 2)
There's a whole other six minutes of what supposedly is a turtle rescue, but turns out to be a woman trying to get a bunch of kittens to play with baby turtles. Later, turtles in a bucket and a cameo appearance by the dogs.
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Kitties, Puppies, and Baby Turtles
Apparently some guy found some really cold (and frightened!) snapping turtle hatchlings and decided to ramp up the cute by adding kitties and puppies. Except the creepy voice is well... creepy... and well, just watch it for yourself.
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Turtle Tries to Intimidate Its Reflection
Little turtle on a compact says: "You can't scare me!" We say: "Awwwwww."
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A Short Dissertation On The Green & The Slimy
According to the promotional pamphlet you can find just about anywhere in South Dakota, every step you take at Reptile Gardens is a new discovery, every turn another adventure. Here, you can meet Maniac, the largest crocodile in captivity. Maniac is eleven hundred pounds of ferocious predator stored in a large glass box, just waiting to be photographed and forgotten. You can also say howdy to Methuselah, South Dakota’s oldest living resident. Clocking in at over 120 years old, Methuselah is a giant Galapagos tortoise who creeps slowly around his enclosure looking bored.
Michael Kindt
Featured BuzzFeed: TurtleFeed!
TurtleFeed is my new favorite BuzzFeed channel. It's got all the turtle news you could ever want to know, and more! Check it out, and submit your own hot turtle buzz, if you dare. (Terrapin and tortoise buzz is accepted as well.)
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