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Turtle Tries to Intimidate Its Reflection
Little turtle on a compact says: "You can't scare me!" We say: "Awwwwww."
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A Short Dissertation On The Green & The Slimy
According to the promotional pamphlet you can find just about anywhere in South Dakota, every step you take at Reptile Gardens is a new discovery, every turn another adventure. Here, you can meet Maniac, the largest crocodile in captivity. Maniac is eleven hundred pounds of ferocious predator stored in a large glass box, just waiting to be photographed and forgotten. You can also say howdy to Methuselah, South Dakota’s oldest living resident. Clocking in at over 120 years old, Methuselah is a giant Galapagos tortoise who creeps slowly around his enclosure looking bored.
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Featured BuzzFeed: TurtleFeed!
TurtleFeed is my new favorite BuzzFeed channel. It's got all the turtle news you could ever want to know, and more! Check it out, and submit your own hot turtle buzz, if you dare. (Terrapin and tortoise buzz is accepted as well.)
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Turtle Has Bad Breath
The big turtle doesn't want to share his basking log with the little turtle. So he unleashes his horrible turtle breath and knocks him off the log.
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Turtle Just Wants to Enjoy His Cup of Tea
The turtle just wants to enjoy his tea, darn it. Why do you have to go and throw a seizure inducing party?
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Clockman: The Creepiest Clock Ever
Ah, Takara Tomy. I love your Walkie Bits, but this clock of yours scares me. Why won't it shut up? It even sent my turtle into hiding with its incessant creepy babbling.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Has Died
Leonardo, we hardly knew thee. Your little friend will probably exact vengeance in a flurry of claws and righteous chomping. But weep not, Raphael, Michaelangelo, and Donatello -- in the comic book inspired television world, retcons are right around the corner. From http://www.twitter.com/turtlefeed/.
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Turtle Getting Ready for Halloween
It's that time of year when we see lots of dogs and cats appearing in costume. But what about our reptile friends? Here's pictures of a turtle getting ready for Halloween. From http://www.twitter.com/turtlefeed.
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Turtles ARE NOT SLOW
Turtles are not slow. Just lazy.
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Turtles in Perspective
How big are turtles really? Are they really big? Or are they really small? It takes a discerning eye to tell the difference in these three photos. Have at it, courtesy of http://www.twitter.com/turtlefeed/.
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Gigantic Fish Swallows Turtle Whole
Apparently fish in Australia are huge, because one washed ashore and the locals found an intact Green Sea Turtle in its stomach. No, I don't know what made them think to cut open the fish's stomach either. Warning: The images contained in the link are graphic!
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Turtle Bowling
This turtle likes to bowl. We're not sure he's very good at it, but hey, that doesn't keep you from playing either, now does it?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Documentary
Isaac Eliot Fisher is making a really impressive fan documentary in honor of the 25th anniversary of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Want to be in the documentary? The site is looking for fans to share images of their TMNT collections. Go dig your old action figures out of the basement. Fisher is counting on you.
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Turtle Imitates Magic the Gathering Card
From http://www.twitter.com/turtlefeed: The Panopticon conquering turtle is back, and this time he's doing his impression of Magic the Gathering's "Horned Turtle" card. I think it's a pretty good likeness, don't you? What a geeky turtle.
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Turtle Using an IPod Touch
From http://www.twitter.com/turtlefeed: This is what happens when you let a turtle use an iPod touch. It sneaks into your app store, swipes your password, and buys applications like "Turtle Pond" and "New York Times Crosswords." Well, maybe the crossword puzzles aren't so bad...
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Turtle Controls the Panopticon
From http://www.twitter.com/turtlefeed: Magic the Gathering and Foucault lovers beware. This turtle wants you to know that he's watching you from atop the Panopticon. Too bad that he's cute even when he's laughing maniacally.
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Turtle Using Twitter
If you thought the cat using Twitter was amusing, you'll love the turtle using Twitter. And is it just me, or is that a XD face he's making?
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