Just say what you see.
"The so-called 'tolerant left' motioned as if they threw the ball, but when I ran to where the ball should have been, there was no ball."
Sure, you can spell... but can you spell under pressure?
We've all made this kind of mistake, let's be honest.
For those of you asking, "How the fuck does American government work?"
Do YOU call your own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data?
An analysis of constituency data shows that 120 MPs from Remain seats voted for Article 50, while nine in Leave seats voted against it.
How many can you place on the map?
Because sometimes Brexit things sound like sex things. (H/T to Jon Worth's Euroblog.)
Are you more of a Puente Hills Landfill or a Pacific Trash Vortex?
A choose your own adventure.
"Graham, what is a crane?"
Exactly what would you do for a quick nap right now?
Make the reindeer dance! Dance to the festive music! Guaranteed to be (mainly) anatomically accurate.
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."
In a year when the right has won basically every election, let's pause to remember the right-winger who managed to lose two.
Trump promised his victory would be "Brexit times five". Here's what we in Britain learned from Brexit times one.
"Brexit 2: Brexit Harder"
It'll be okay. It'll all be okay.
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."